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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on December 18 2008, 09:53:36 PM
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I want to see who can come up with the best gift idea. No one needs buy me a thing, but he/she (Chris, I'm looking at you) who can make the best gift suggestion will win favor in the eyes of the lesser gods of the 3rd Ring. I just want to see how well you people know me. Come to think of it, I will mail the winner a gummi worm!
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Hmmmm, seems that hitman Zap hired has been somewhat ineffective.
I am sending Ozzie over to your house with a gallon of Patron.....may be we can get a twofer out of it....
Otherwise, it will be the special edition Johnny Depp Lego set
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Hmmmm, seems that hitman Zap hired has been somewhat ineffective.
The response that Zap gets from men is none of my concern.
I am sending Ozzie over to your house with a gallon of Patron.....may be we can get a twofer out of it....
Ozzy would be even better...that way Harriet wont feel left out.
Otherwise, it will be the special edition Johnny Depp Lego set
Good, perhaps I'll build a big square phallus for him to study...maybe even emulate.
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An autographed picture of me and a Racer X endorsed hotwheels stunt driver set.
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An autographed picture of me.
Only if it includes three or more aliases.
and a Racer X endorsed hotwheels stunt driver set.
Thank god you said Hot Wheels....any reference to Matchbox and this thread would've taken a violent turn for the worse.
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I have a couple extra special addition Clown action figures that I could throw in as you don't appreciate Johnny.
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Hmmm....nothin g comes to mind just yet.
Knuckle sammich?? No, that has already been suggested in another thread...
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I have a couple extra special addition Clown action figures that I could throw in as you don't appreciate Johnny.
As long as they are battery-powered...I quickly grow weary of inaction figures.
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Hmmm....nothing comes to mind just yet.
Perhaps for my birthday you could make a worthwhile post. :sad;
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I'd say one of them Jager machines, but the motherfucker would drink himself dead and/or broke in a couple days.
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How about a Rosie O'Donnell aerobic workout video ?
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I'd say one of them Jager machines, but the motherfucker would drink himself dead and/or broke in a couple days.
I cannot comprehend what it would be like to suffer freom both profuse vomiting and an hellacious brain freeze at the same time, but I'm willing to try it for the team!
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How about a Rosie O'Donnell aerobic workout video ?
No mandible-presses for me, that video only tones the muscles of the jaw.
That's a voracious eater, foot in mouth AND vag'-lapping joke. Today's three-for-one at S-Mart!
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How about a Rosie O'Donnell aerobic workout video ?
No mandible-presses for me, that video only tones the muscles of the jaw.
That's a voracious eater, foot in mouth AND vag'-lapping joke. Today's three-for-one at S-Mart!
How about the digitally remastered widescreen version ?
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How about a Rosie O'Donnell aerobic workout video ?
No mandible-presses for me, that video only tones the muscles of the jaw.
That's a voracious eater, foot in mouth AND vag'-lapping joke. Today's three-for-one at S-Mart!
How about the digitally remastered widescreen version ?
That would fit *most* of her head.