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Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2008, 10:28:59 PM
Date Of Birth: 1/3/77
Place Of Birth: Rhinelander, WI
Lefty/Righty: Lefty, duh
Nationality: German/Polish
Religious Affiliation: Fuck Them
Sexual Preference: DP
Profession: Always Aspiring
Circumcised Y/N: Huh?
SSN: I Have One
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 15 2008, 10:44:15 PM
Date Of Birth: 04/11/1961
Place Of Birth:Charleston, WV
Lefty/Righty: Righty
Nationality: Scots-Irish
Religious Affiliation: Dollar Worship
Sexual Preference: Prefer to have it more often
Profession: I profess
Circumcised Y/N: You Betcha, Sarah
SSN: Consists of Numerals
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2008, 10:44:48 PM
Forgot one,

Theme Song: Life Of Agony, "Through And Through" or "Bad Seed"
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 15 2008, 10:53:34 PM
Stop changing the diaper before the baby shits in it. :mad;
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 15 2008, 10:54:49 PM
I don't know what that means either, I just coulsn't think of a theme song.  :atbeer:
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2008, 10:56:40 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:53 pm"
Stop changing the diaper before the baby shits in it. :mad;
Side-stepper, turncoat, halfass, cock tease.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: TSM Girl on October 15 2008, 11:05:50 PM
I am really starting to think that you guys have something serious wrong with yourselfs.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2008, 11:10:44 PM
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:05 pm"
I am really starting to think that you guys have something serious wrong with yourselfs.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: TSM Girl on October 15 2008, 11:11:59 PM
 
 
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2008, 11:17:59 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:10 pm"
*are* spines are too short
What is it about the internet that makes me forget how words sound vs. how they are spelled?
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Steve Wood on October 15 2008, 11:24:55 PM
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 15 2008, 11:36:04 PM
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:24 pm"
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!
"Ethnicity"...now will you bastards leave the union already?
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 16 2008, 12:15:38 AM
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:24 pm"
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!


Why don't you and Sylvan hop into your size 12's, paddle to Madagascar, and hump a lemur.
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Steve Wood on October 16 2008, 09:45:21 AM
Quote from: "Zap @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:15 pm"
Quote from: "Strawdawg @ Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:24 pm"
Do any of you understand what nationality means?

I know there is something wrong with all of you!


Why don't you and Sylvan hop into your size 12's, paddle to Madagascar, and hump a lemur.


Lemurs knock on our doors 24/7.  Word of our size 12s has gone global (that means International, you Scots-Irish Leprecaun wantabe fairy) so we don't need frequent flyer miles to hump anything.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 16 2008, 10:15:54 PM
I ran that through the bullshit filter and ended up changing filters.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Steve Wood on October 16 2008, 10:38:32 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:15 pm"
I ran that through the bullshit filter and ended up changing filters.


Now, change that damned nappy you filled... :bigeyes;
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 16 2008, 11:26:00 PM
Sylvan said to call Joe the Plumber
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: 87natty on October 17 2008, 03:13:56 AM
Date Of Birth: 4/26/80
Place Of Birth: San Diego, CA
Lefty/Righty: Right
Nationality: American
Religious Affiliation: Recovering Catholic
Sexual Preference: More
Profession: Bumming
Circumcised Y/N: Yes, and I still have to fold the banana to get it back in it's hammock
SSN: Getting in the way of forging a second identity
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: gbsean on October 17 2008, 12:35:38 PM
Date Of Birth: 5/1/65
Place Of Birth: Hemel Hempstead, England
Lefty/Righty: Right
Nationality: Dual Citizen American / English
Religious Affiliation:
Sexual Preference: Females
Profession: Purchasing agent 5% internet surfer 95%
Circumcised Y/N: never knew what that was till i came to America..and YES
SSN: ask the IRS they suck 44% of my salary every year


Elmhurst IL   father bought a ford from Elmhurst Ford back in 1979...lol  i lived in Schaumburg for 4 years
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: TSM Girl on October 17 2008, 01:26:47 PM
Quote from: "gbsean @ October 17th 2008"
Date Of Birth: 5/1/65
Place Of Birth: Hemel Hempstead, England
Lefty/Righty: Right
Nationality: Dual Citizen American / English
Religious Affiliation:
Sexual Preference: Females
Profession: Purchasing agent 5% internet surfer 95%
Circumcised Y/N: never knew what that was till i came to America..and YES
SSN: ask the IRS they suck 44% of my salary every year


Elmhurst IL
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: gbsean on October 17 2008, 03:06:03 PM
I dated a freshman from Hanover Park High School when I was a Senior/Graduate....LOL....you dont have an older sister do you...  I live in Sheffied towne...was at intersection of Golf road and S. Barington..... Went to Hoffman Estates High School.....liv ed with a freind on carmelia drive of of Irving Park.... and your right it is a small world
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: TSM Girl on October 17 2008, 03:08:51 PM
Quote from: "gbsean @ October 17th 2008"
I dated a freshman from Hanover Park High School when I was a Senior/Graduate....LOL....you dont have an older sister do you...
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: gbsean on October 17 2008, 03:38:35 PM
guys name was Pete Miska.... there used to be a movie theatre on the corner in that shopping mall that used to show X-rated movies back in the early 80's late at night and would show regular movies during normal hours......cou ld of swore it was Hanover Park High School.....
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: TSM Girl on October 17 2008, 03:47:38 PM
Yeah, I remember, that mall was just destroyed in the last 2 years, now it is a big super Menards and they are still building it. My parents have been gone from that area for two years all I know is that area has gone to hell. What was the girl's name you dated?
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: gbsean on October 17 2008, 03:57:48 PM
Marianne....Pe te had an older sister too...think he had an even younger sister..too... We did thanksgiving at a Restuarnt in Roselle...neve r went out for Thanksgiving.. .thought that was weird.......st ayed there for about 3 mos...was supposed to go to Harper College but my Dad got transfered to NJ...I stayed.....end ed up getting in trouble and Dad sent me a plane ticket to NJ....
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: gbsean on October 17 2008, 04:00:38 PM
Marianne....Pe te had an older sister too...think he had an even younger sister..too... We did thanksgiving at a Restuarnt in Roselle...neve r went out for Thanksgiving.. .thought that was weird.......st ayed there for about 3 mos...was supposed to go to Harper College but my Dad got transfered to NJ...I stayed.....end ed up getting in trouble and Dad sent me a plane ticket to NJ.... the whole Area has changed...the west side of Barrington used to be all farm land ...now its got all houses...and strip malls....have not been back in 3 years...kinda lost touch with High School buddies and my mother in-law has moved down to DC she used to live in Valparaso IN...so when we would visit we would go up and visit my High School friends....
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: TSM Girl on October 17 2008, 05:24:53 PM
I still have family in Barrington and Elmhurst, we go up there to visit, we were last up there in June for my niece's birthday. All I can say, is that the area is not good. Glad my parents moved out of that area, they retired and moved down here by us.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 19 2008, 01:01:49 AM
If Obama gets us into a war with Britain I'm shooting Sean in the head, I don't care how long he's lived here.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 20 2008, 11:10:11 PM
Quote from: "gbsean @ Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:06 pm"
I dated a freshman from Hanover Park High School when I was a Senior/Graduate....LOL....you dont have an older sister do you...
Title: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 21 2008, 12:18:53 AM
You're way off, but that's thread independent.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: TSM Girl on October 21 2008, 07:27:15 AM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ October 20th 2008"
Quote from: "gbsean @ Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:06 pm"
I dated a freshman from Hanover Park High School when I was a Senior/Graduate....LOL....you dont have an older sister do you...
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: gordyzx9r on October 21 2008, 02:44:06 PM
Date Of Birth: 3/14/72
Place Of Birth: Danbury, CT
Lefty/Righty: Right
Nationality: Sicilian/Irish
Religious Affiliation: Catholic
Sexual Preference:  The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice...
Profession:  "I'm a pilot.  I mean, I can fly..."

(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6684/randy.jpg)

Circumcised Y/N:  Y
Theme Song:   I'll Be There - Megadeth

I actually grew up in IL too...I lived in Lockport and Joliet IL in the late '70s thru the late '80s until I moved to MT.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 21 2008, 09:17:29 PM
My father grew up in Lockport, I lived in Shorewood (Joliet) for a couple of years, My first love (awwww...) lived in Bolingbrook so I spent a lot of time there and I'm currently wearing the jacket I got from Wilson's Leather in the Woodfield Mall...whew, that was a mouthful.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Wrecked Em on October 21 2008, 09:40:32 PM
I was stuck in that hole called Chicagoland for 15 years. It was not all bad, I did meet the wife there.  :yawinkle:
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Zap on October 21 2008, 11:51:12 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:17 pm"
My father grew up in Lockport, I lived in Shorewood (Joliet) for a couple of years, My first love (awwww...) lived in Bolingbrook so I spent a lot of time there and I'm currently wearing the jacket I got from Wilson's Leather in the Woodfield Mall...whew, that was a mouthful.


Bolingbrook has a petting zoo?
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: gbsean on October 22 2008, 10:43:54 PM
woodfield mall was listed in the Valley Girl hand book...lol we had our Senior Prom at the Hotel across the street...and saw "the song remains the same" at the outer six....passed out when John started racing his dragster....th ere were bongs and bottles being passed around in the theater....We had a friend that worked at Garribaldis... they would deliver us beer and pizza....drink ing age in IL at the time was 21...but Wisconsin was 18...we used to hop the border...get beer and come back....used to skinny dip in Barrinton lakes...on the way back...good times....did some crazy shit back then....ahh the good old days
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 26 2008, 09:03:08 PM
Quote from: "Zap @ Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:51 pm"

Bolingbrook has a petting zoo?
A *heavy* petting zoo.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Recklessrob on October 27 2008, 01:15:52 AM
Date Of Birth: 10/13/67
Place Of Birth: Bawstin, MA
Lefty/Righty: Righty, but a Lefty when I'm lookin' in the mirror.
Nationality: French/Lithuanian, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Religious Affiliation: Christian
Sexual Preference: any position that has her doing the work and doesn't interfere    with me smoking a cigar.
Profession: Witness protection program (I won't tell anyone that Zap was responsible...)
Circumcised Y/N: I told the doctor to keep the tip. Thats one job you don't want messed up
SSN: The Genovea convention only requires (name, rank, and serial number)...I'll check the bottom of my Cheerios box for one.
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Recklessrob on October 27 2008, 01:16:25 AM
Edit- this was a double post, and I wasn't even drinkin' :bigeyes;
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: DCEPTCN on October 29 2008, 09:08:14 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:15 pm"
Religious Affiliation: Christian


Sexual Preference: any position that has her doing the work and doesn't interfere
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: TSM Girl on October 29 2008, 09:26:52 PM
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ October 26th 2008"
Date Of Birth: 10/13/67
Place Of Birth: Bawstin, MA
Lefty/Righty: Righty, but a Lefty when I'm lookin' in the mirror.
Nationality: French/Lithuanian, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Religious Affiliation: Christian
Sexual Preference: any position that has her doing the work and doesn't interfere
Title: Re: Real Vital Statistics
Post by: Recklessrob on November 02 2008, 03:21:54 PM
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:08 pm"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:15 pm"
Religious Affiliation: Christian


Sexual Preference: any position that has her doing the work and doesn't interfere
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