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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Zap on October 13 2008, 08:39:33 PM
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Height: 5'8 1/2"
Weight 215
Shoe Size 10 1/2
Head size 24"
Yeah, I'm a short fat big-headed asshole...what of it. :finga:
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Height 6"
weight 250
shoes size 10
Head size 22
yes I am a tall fat English Prick
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How the fuck do you have a 24" head???
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17-1/2" neck
36" arm
Oh wait, that is my shirt size.
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Height: 5'11"
Weight 200
Shoe Size 11
Zap you know someone's short when they use fractions of an inch to measure their height, but I have a feeling you use that measuring technique for other body parts too. :rofl;
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I didn't list THAT part....I knew you'd all lie about it. :cool; Hey, a half inch is a half inch... :supz:
My head is so big that when I tried to leave Mt Rushmore they arrested me for shoplifting. :supz:
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I didn't list THAT part....I knew you'd all lie about it.
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How the fuck do you have a 24" head??? LOL
They must've sewed his mom back up like a football, geez.
I think I'm around 5'10", maybe 5'9". All I know is I tower over Be4U, but we all do. I think I'm around 155 pounds or so these days. And shoe size is a 10.
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I am surprised that you guys are tall with small shoe sizes. I wonder if the avg male shoe size is 10??
4"10 1/2 let's just say I am 4"11 ok? :D
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Height: 5'8 1/2"
Weight 215
Shoe Size 10 1/2
Head size 24"
Yeah, I'm a short fat big-headed asshole...what of it.
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Plus 4
Minus 25
Plus 1 1/2
Ego=not nearly as inflated
Yeah, I am much better lookin' if slightly older. :rolleyes:
So, basically you are a bigfoot with a pinhead. :supz:
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I am surprised that you guys are tall with small shoe sizes.
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6'2"
214
Size 12
Never had enough money for an expensive hat, so how the fuck would I know how big my noggin is?
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I am surprised that you guys are tall with small shoe sizes.
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6'2"
214
Size 12
Never had enough money for an expensive hat, so how the fuck would I know how big my noggin is?
Tape measure. :cool;
Hat size is determined by dividing your head size (in inches) by Pi. I kid you not.
There are only two hat sizes larger than mine. I assume those would be for Andre the Giant and Macy's Thanksgiving day Parade Balloons.
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Tape measure.
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10 1/2 on the shoe size according to this
http://www.thebreeces.com/average.html
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10 1/2 on the shoe size according to this
http://www.thebreeces.com/average.html
$36,100 as the average income is depressing. Not that this particular number is what I take issue with, though- I just wonder how many annual incomes of around $10k it required to drag down all of the doctor and lawyer types.
Anyway, if any of us wanted to throw a mediocrity party we would (Wood) be in ATL with Tops Peed seeing who could pee the farthest...fur thest? Oh hell, find me a page on the average American's English comprehension and I suspect I'm still in the 62nd percentile.
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I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.
Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.
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I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.
Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.
You prob flew to AR right? Cause if you drove and did not stop by in TN, I am going to be insulted.
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I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.
Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.
You prob flew to AR right? Cause if you drove and did not stop by in TN, I am going to be insulted.
Don't be- he's little more than an AC piece stealing, cockteasing, far peeing asshole.
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You small-headed people amuse me.
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6'2"
214
Size 12
Never had enough money for an expensive hat, so how the fuck would I know how big my noggin is?
Tape measure.
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Then why to you buy condoms in the children's department? :rock:
To reinforce one's conviction to use them.
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I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.
Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.
You prob flew to AR right? Cause if you drove and did not stop by in TN, I am going to be insulted.
PFFT drive? Don't confuse me with Sylvan. I don't have time to drive, I am a busy man. :yawinkle:
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I can actually pee pretty far, I kid you not.
Although I am not in the ATL this evening but in the glorious city of Hope, AR, the birthplace of Zap's hero, Slick Willy Clinton.
You prob flew to AR right? Cause if you drove and did not stop by in TN, I am going to be insulted.
PFFT drive?
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Actually my semi-private business jet, flown by Delta Airlines.