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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: Zap on September 30 2008, 07:56:38 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63siCHvuGFg
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You forgot to mention that Barney is also purple.
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I'm not a purpophobe, and I resent the implication. :mad; You are correct about Sylvan being a wussie though. :supz:
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Thanks for letting me know that he is a wussie. For a moment, I thought he was an Aussie and I hated to denigrate the entire continent.
BTW, he told me you are a puccephobe.
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He told me he didn't tell you shit, which is good, cause he doesn't know (shit). Ask anyone. :cool;
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He told me he didn't tell you shit, which is good, cause he doesn't know (shit). Ask anyone.
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You'd better not call him Natty in person. He'll knock you out.
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Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.
As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
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You'd better not call him Natty in person. He'll knock you out.
Natty, Mattie, what's in a name? Let's not have a Gertrude Stein moment this early in the morning. :jerkit;
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Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.
As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
Allegations? Artists named Mattie should stick to allegories lest the San Diego Public Health Department releases its records under the need to know Public Information Act.
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Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.
As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
For a long time you were "Natty" to me, until you voiced your preference of being called "Brian". :atbeer:
I wouldn't admit to knowing Sylvan either. :rolleyes:
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Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.
As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.
For a long time you were "Natty" to me, until you voiced your preference of being called "Brian". :atbeer:
I wouldn't admit to knowing Sylvan either. :rolleyes:
He should sue his mother for naming him Natty. Probably scarred him for life. Least he could have chosen a pseudonym better than Brian. I grew up in a town named Bryan. It wasn't much of a town, either.
Now, Sylvan is a real name with inarguable Latin roots. Damn good thing cause Latin trees need Latin roots, and we ain't talking Latin America, but, the Caesar Albertus kinda Latin. :rock:
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Strawdawg, you seem to be much wiser than your listed age of 42 suggests.
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Strawdawg, you seem to be much wiser than your listed age of 42 suggests.
Sagacity is directly inverse to salaciousness. ....I don't recall listing my age, but, it's only a number, and, numbers are well known to be capricious and inexact units at best. Just check out my powerball tickets.
You probably clicked on Zap's age....short, fat, and 42 is what his age reflects.
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I didn't click on anything. Just an observation of the age listed on the right hand side of your posts.
FWIW, we all know that Zap and Sylvan Abertross are both full of shit and wussies to boot.
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I got the age a bit closer to the truth.
Natty Anne said they were fat pussies. Claimed he got that info directly from RacerX while they were lying under a table at the Cadillac Bar and Grill.
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Fat pussies! lol That is a more accurate description!
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My feet had been hurting a lot, so I scheduled an appointment with my doctor, Dr Mal Pracktis.
I hobbled into the examination room, and Dr. Pracktis told me to take off my shoes.
"Aha," exclaimed the University of Barbados' pride and joy, "we see the problem. You are suffering from Punctuation of the Feet! We shall remove the question marks and exclamation points lodged in your heel, give you a dose of antibiotics and you should be as good as new!"
'"I have never heard of that disease," I stated, "could it lead to something serious?"
"Oh yes, yes!" spewed the Doc, "If not treated early, Punctuation of the Feet tends to creep forward and you could end up Comma Toes."
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Fat pussies, almost to the point where they were considered gunts.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gunt
As far as the Natty name, I was trashed one night, in my garage with friends. Talking about the car, I called it a Grand Natural, and such as we were drinking Natural Ice, the car was then blessed as the Grand Natty. Hence, 87Natty.
Oh, and my mom wanted to name me Mario, to which my dad put a stop to. I'm named after my uncle who passed away in the 70's, and it was always creepy seeing my full name on the walls of the mausoleum as a kid.
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I just realized, I live in the Land of the Gunts
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I just realized, I live in the Land of the Cunts
And I always thought that you were more eloquently spoken than that. :bigeyes;
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My initial instinct was to stay out of the above depravity. Not for lack of material with which to redeem myself in the (marginally) public eye but for fear that I could be caught up in the inane ramblings of a (1)42 year old the diction of which is impressive but reads like the book of Leviticus, a purportedly grown man in WV who picked a screen name that sounds like a 50's era soda, 'Almost Mario' who gagged and wheezed like my prom date as I assaulted him with a REAL drink and nearly yelped in prudery at the suggestion of taking a harmless brothel tour, and...wasn't there someone else in this thread? I thought there was but I guess his name isn't even worth fucking remembering. I do, however hope that a one Racer X will chime in on this discussion because the man's verbal diarrhea is so heinous that when he so much as calls me on the phone my shitter gets clogged and my dog rubs it's taint on the carpet.
I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.
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Wussie
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Wussie
Just what we needed... Zap missed a period. :redfaced;
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Wussie
Just what we needed... Zap missed a period.
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I just realized, I live in the Land of the Cunts
And I always thought that you were more eloquently spoken than that.
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You guys are freaking killing me over here... :rofl;
Finally, a New Year's resolution that I might actually stick to!
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My initial instinct was to stay out of the above depravity. Not for lack of material with which to redeem myself in the (marginally) public eye but for fear that I could be caught up in the inane ramblings of a (1)42 year old the diction of which is impressive but reads like the book of Leviticus, a purportedly grown man in WV who picked a screen name that sounds like a 50's era soda, 'Almost Mario' who gagged and wheezed like my prom date as I assaulted him with a REAL drink and nearly yelped in prudery at the suggestion of taking a harmless brothel tour, and...wasn't there someone else in this thread? I thought there was but I guess his name isn't even worth fucking remembering. I do, however hope that a one Racer X will chime in on this discussion because the man's verbal diarrhea is so heinous that when he so much as calls me on the phone my shitter gets clogged and my dog rubs it's taint on the carpet.
I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.
Perhaps, just perchance, Zap may have an extra period or two left over when he gets off his. Then maybe you can buy a couple from him and insert them randomly throughout the above discourse in a vain effort to make it somewhat less incoherent to a potential reader.
Vanna White could resurrect her career if someone would enter you on the Wheel of Fortune.
"Vanna, I would like to buy a vowel, please". "Oh hell, no! Beyotch, but I can sell you about 12 periods!"
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'...a potential reader.."
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I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.
I'll be leaving you the worlds smelliest upper decker if I do...
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I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.
I'll be leaving you the worlds smelliest upper decker if I do...
Even that is far less repulsive than the above desire that someone enter me...and on TV no less! :bigeyes;
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'Almost Mario' who gagged and wheezed like my prom date as I assaulted him with a REAL drink
Bitch please, I've been hitting Buffalo Sweats with tequila lately.
and nearly yelped in prudery at the suggestion of taking a harmless brothel tour
That woman's twat looked like a catcher's mitt that was left under the tire of a semi all summer. *shudders*
I can only hope there are low shower heads at truck stops. :smt071
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The graphicity of certain posters narratives relating to their exploits in the neon jungle after moon down ( a term that is certain to stir not so well hidden urges in said posters inner uglinesses) makes me long for the purity of Edgar Rice Burrough's prose and the image of Cheetah never turning his back on the man.
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My initial instinct was to stay out of the above depravity. Not for lack of material with which to redeem myself in the (marginally) public eye but for fear that I could be caught up in the inane ramblings of a (1)42 year old the diction of which is impressive but reads like the book of Leviticus, a purportedly grown man in WV who picked a screen name that sounds like a 50's era soda, 'Almost Mario' who gagged and wheezed like my prom date as I assaulted him with a REAL drink and nearly yelped in prudery at the suggestion of taking a harmless brothel tour, and...wasn't there someone else in this thread? I thought there was but I guess his name isn't even worth fucking remembering. I do, however hope that a one Racer X will chime in on this discussion because the man's verbal diarrhea is so heinous that when he so much as calls me on the phone my shitter gets clogged and my dog rubs it's taint on the carpet.
I hope you all get CANCER OF THE ASSHOLE.
I actually got a good chuckle out of that! Funny shit. :supz:
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Stop sucking up to Sylvan, suck-up. :smt071