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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 03:40:26 PM

Title: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 03:40:26 PM

I am the new ruler of ihadav8. Mostly because there's been no one here to contest this FOR THE LAST 5 DAYS THAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU QUEERS TO POST. Somebody get me a robe for after my treasure bath.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 03:44:36 PM

I could really say something, but, I will let you "think" that you are.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 03:45:56 PM

Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue May 27, 2008 12:44 pm"

I could really say something, but, I will let you "think" that you are.

Say whatever you like, SYLVAN FEARS NO MAN'S WORDS! (Or girl's)

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 03:47:09 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ May 27th 2008"

Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue May 27, 2008 12:44 pm"

I could really say something, but, I will let you "think" that you are.

Say whatever you like, SYLVAN FEARS NO MAN'S WORDS! (Or girl's)

Famous last words.    :rofl;

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 03:47:39 PM

Come to think of it, *please* bring on all challengers! I will smite them all in a display of smitey awesomenessosi ty!

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 03:53:14 PM

Oh, and before you ask- Yes, I can create a rock so big and heavy that even I can't lift it. But only 'cause I don't wanna lift it.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:00:30 PM

Being a Supreme Ruler isn't much fun if'n he doesn't have anyone upon which to demonstrate his iron fist.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:02:15 PM

Aha! I'll mistreat myself. Yeah, that'll teach me!

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 04:04:52 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ May 27th 2008"

Aha! I'll mistreat myself. Yeah, that'll teach me!

 :rofl; Instead of Sylvan, we are going to call you Sibil.   :rofl;  (noone will prob get that one.)

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:05:36 PM

Okay, I left a nasty welt. Even I wont mess with me again.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:07:45 PM

Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue May 27, 2008 1:04 pm"

 :rofl; Instead of Sylvan, we are going to call you Sibil.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:10:39 PM

That's right, bitches. No one dares utter a word.


Utter?


Yeah, that's what I said!


Like a cow?



No, fool- that's "udder".


Oh, my bad. Carry on.


That's what I thought, coward!

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 04:15:35 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ May 27th 2008"

That's right, bitches. No one dares utter a word.


Utter?


Yeah, that's what I said!


Like a cow?



No, fool- that's "udder".


Oh, my bad. Carry on.


That's what I thought, coward!

Ok, let me be the first to say, "Sylvan, get away from the computer, very slowly. Step away.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:15:37 PM

Would I be more intimidating if I used more big words? I wonder. Perhaps my loyal subjects would respect me more if I were to Dr. Suess everything. That's it- I'll rhyme what I say henceforth! WTF rhymes with "henceforth"?

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:18:46 PM

I will *not* step away from the computer. If I were to meet Pelosi I'd shoot her. I will continue with my quasi-hostile takeover. No, Jenny Jones, I don't want a makeover.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 04:20:00 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ May 27th 2008"

I will *not* step away from the computer. If I were to meet Pelosi I'd shoot her. I will continue with my quasi-hostile takeover. No, Jenny Jones, I don't want a makeover.

 :popcorn:

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Zap on May 27 2008, 04:20:19 PM

Tis a pity you lost your mind at such an early age
Now that thinking is all the rage
You'll sit on the sidelines while others do thinking
whilst all you can do is even more drinking
A hopeless mess is all you will leave
Without your thinking you'll never achieve
Alone and thoughtless as the end draws near
Yet you can do is have your last beer

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:25:20 PM

Silence!

Maybe the rhyming thing was a poor choice. Everybody has a past. Henceforth (still can't rhyme that one anyway) no one is to speak of the early times of my rule.


Zap, I *might* be considering adding a Co-Ruler. Vice ruler? No, Co-Ruler.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Zap on May 27 2008, 04:28:17 PM

Zap rules with no one still living
Zap does not have a spirit of giving
Zap will kill you and call you Co-King
Zap considers that a generous thing
Zap is glad you mentioned the Seuss
Zap is happy to dish out abuse

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:30:35 PM

Nevermind. Clearly you aren't Ruler material. More Yardstick, really.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:34:51 PM

As ruler of this board I am happy to announce that I will be imposing (did I say "imposing"? I meant "offering") universal board healthcare! In order to be able to offer this, I will need to impose (there's that damned word again) a *small* tax. Henceforth (god dammit! ) no one is to type the letter 't'. I will be taking them all.

 rus  me, every hing will work ou jus perfec ly.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Zap on May 27 2008, 04:42:09 PM

OK,

Signed;

im Robinson

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 04:43:05 PM

TTTTT TTTTT TTTT TT T T T TTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTT

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:43:12 PM

Such a smar_ ass. Bu_ a heal_ hy one!

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:44:37 PM

All I need _o do now is design a flag! (Good _hing I didn'_ ban "l"s!)

Title: Bow!
Post by: Top Speed on May 27 2008, 04:46:09 PM

Step away from Sharon Stone's crack pipe.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Zap on May 27 2008, 04:47:35 PM

ops Peed has all the money. ax him a a higher percenage.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 04:48:25 PM

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Title: Bow!
Post by: Top Speed on May 27 2008, 04:48:33 PM

Reality check:

You have at least 300+ posts to dislodge Reckless Rob from the top spot so STFU

GO RAWB!!!

Title: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:49:24 PM

Quote from: "Top Speed @ Tue May 27, 2008 1:46 pm"

S_ep away from Sharon S_one's crack pipe.

Infidel. I can see _ha_ I need _o _ake more from you. Now "c"s are off limi_s. Happy now, _o_ksu_ker?

Title: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 04:59:29 PM

Quote from: "Top Speed @ Tue May 27, 2008 1:48 pm"

Reality check:

You have at least 300+ posts to dislodge Reckless Rob from the top spot so STFU

GO RAWB!!!

Oh no, my plot has been exposed.  :jerkit;  Have your letters back, slackjaw. That third star made you a lot more smarter and stuff.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 05:01:51 PM

Leading you bums is not worth the effort. I hereby appoint Donna. Have at it, chick. I will miss the treasure baths, though.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 05:08:33 PM

That is ok, you can keep it.  I will just stand back and watch.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 05:10:04 PM

I'm recommending that you confiscate some letters. It's a real power-high.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 05:13:09 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ May 27th 2008"

I'm recommending that you confiscate some letters. It's a real power-high.

Ok, I will confiscate the letters  AEIOU and sometimes Y. Tht shld b rlly ntrstng.  :snakeman:

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 05:18:02 PM

Um, you're gonna have us all communicating with African clicking sounds....you're a bad leader. I should've given my replacement more thought.

Title: Bow!
Post by: 87natty on May 27 2008, 05:21:49 PM

Holy shit, this is like the Seinfeld thread! The thread about nothing!

Racer X can be Kramer! We'll make Beachbum Newman! YES!

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 05:22:39 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ May 27th 2008"

Um, you're gonna have us all communicating with African clicking sounds....

 :rofl; Tht s th whl d :rofl;

Title: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 05:25:31 PM

Quote from: "87natty @ Tue May 27, 2008 2:21 pm"

Holy shit, this is like the Seinfeld thread! The thread about nothing!

Racer X can be Kramer! We'll make Beachbum Newman! YES!

Almost creepy how fitting those roles would be, lol.

Wait, sorry- I can't post 'cause I might defrock Rawb. Hey Donna, take away "r"s- Rawb is already in compliance!

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 27 2008, 05:29:55 PM

Rqst hs bn DND!  W kp "R" ln.       :evil;

Title: Bow!
Post by: 87natty on May 27 2008, 05:30:28 PM

I have this picture in my head of Greg in a mid-Michael Richards profanity rant. LMAO

Title: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 05:34:01 PM

Quote from: "87natty @ Tue May 27, 2008 2:30 pm"

I have this picture in my head of Greg in a mid-Michael Richards profanity rant. LMAO

"Picture" nothing, I've got recordings of it. Hell, he called you on Cinco De Mayo as well, lol.

Oh and Donna, nobody has any fucking idea what you are saying.

Title: Bow!
Post by: straycat990 on May 27 2008, 09:27:39 PM

omg did you eat the entire tray of psychedelic mushrooms?

Title: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2008, 09:46:41 PM

Quote from: "straycat990 @ Tue May 27, 2008 6:27 pm"

omg did you eat the entire tray of psychedelic mushrooms?

Shoot, son- I ate the fuckin' dealer.

Title: Bow!
Post by: Racer X on May 27 2008, 09:50:32 PM

Oh ..... my ..... God!

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Recklessrob on May 28 2008, 01:23:33 AM

I've regretfully stepped away from the fountain
To make the long journey down the mountain
For its time to reclaim my valor and honor
And lay to rest all this ihadav8 horror

I claim that thou shall restore thy alphabet
For Zap shall purposely remain at the end of it
My kingdom will not require hooked on phonics
Nor will it stutter and stumble with ebonics

Now show your allegence by bringing me beer
and soon Beachbum may be banished from here
I've said enough and its getting late
Now go and redignify ihadav8

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 28 2008, 01:29:35 AM

Hey dickhead,
I said that Suess is dead.
nevermind all this pap
that spews forth
by way of Zap

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Recklessrob on May 28 2008, 01:38:06 AM

Suess isn't dead, he's gone home to do shots with Elvis. :supz:

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 28 2008, 01:43:37 AM

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Tue May 27, 2008 10:38 pm"

Suess isn't dead, he's gone home to do shots with Elvis. :supz:

Elvis the King of Presley?

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Recklessrob on May 28 2008, 01:48:02 AM

Elvis the ruler of Graceland !

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Top Speed on May 28 2008, 09:10:27 AM

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Wed May 28, 2008 1:23 am"

I've regretfully stepped away from the fountain
To make the long journey down the mountain
For its time to reclaim my valor and honor
And lay to rest all this ihadav8 horror

I claim that thou shall restore thy alphabet
For Zap shall purposely remain at the end of it
My kingdom will not require hooked on phonics
Nor will it stutter and stumble with ebonics

Now show your allegence by bringing me beer
and soon Beachbum may be banished from here
I've said enough and its getting late
Now go and redignify ihadav8

REGULATE my brotha! :supz:

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: TSM Girl on May 28 2008, 02:57:20 PM

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ May 27th 2008"

Elvis the ruler of Graceland !

No, is EX-Wife is the ruler!  Because of her, Graceland is what it is today.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: gbsean on May 29 2008, 08:41:22 AM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Tue May 27, 2008 3:02 pm"

Aha! I'll mistreat myself. Yeah, that'll teach me!

that will make you go blind and develope hairy palms.....

Title: Bow!
Post by: Racer X on May 29 2008, 08:24:21 PM

My Dad said I would go blind doing that, so I said I will stop when I need glasses.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: gbsean on May 30 2008, 09:26:51 PM

I heard you wear bi-focals

Title: Bow!
Post by: 87natty on May 30 2008, 10:29:34 PM

Yeah, last time I saw him...

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: Zap on May 30 2008, 10:59:03 PM

Ha ha Six Eyes.

Title: Re: Bow!
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 31 2008, 12:59:17 AM

Quote from: "Zap @ Fri May 30, 2008 7:59 pm"

Ha ha Six Eyes.

I have no response to that but:  :rofl;


...and, for better or worse, I haven't been nonplussed in years.

Title: Bow!
Post by: Racer X on May 31 2008, 11:39:17 AM

Now I am going by how thick I can get the glasses before I stop.