IHADAV8.com - Turbo Buick Tech, and Nonsense
General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on May 13 2008, 11:41:04 PM
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Well, I just got the phone call and I'll be heading out of here (Phoenix) for a few weeks of OTR starting at 6am. I'll be taking pictures of everything I see. We're running a flatbed I guess and, as far as I know, we could hit as many as 48 states. This is the only thing that'll halfway keep me sane over the coming weeks. I'll upload whenever I get a chance.
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:pics:
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If you go through the Texas Panhandle, try to get pictures of the "Cadillac Ranch". It's a bunch of old Caddy's buried partially in the ground. You can see it from the highway.
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please no pics of jersey walls ... I think we all know what they look like.
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You should post your itinerary on TBs, see what kind of punks you meet on the way. Maybe you can meet Zap for a cheeseburger?
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Sylvan's paying...and I eat a LOT. :supz:
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Sylvan's paying...and I eat a LOT.
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Sliders. Bags and bags of White Castle.
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Sliders. Bags and bags of White Castle.
Whoo,
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If you go through the Texas Panhandle, try to get pictures of the "Cadillac Ranch". It's a bunch of old Caddy's buried partially in the ground. You can see it from the highway.
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Yes I am. My god, that is our soon to be 8 year old (when she was like 3). :supz:
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Give me a shout if you make it out to GA!
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How about a thread called " Bewbies from the 48" for the archives?
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Three things that have sucked so far: 1. I never know where I'm going until I'm on my way there. 2. I've been in CA this whole time. 3. I can't really pull over and get a picture when I see something worth photographing. Oh, the guy I'm in the truck with is the biggest tool I've ever met. I want to stab him in the jaw. And keep stabbing. And stab some more u ntil I can't stab any more. Then get a second wind and stab for a while longer. I hate him so much that I'd actually like to shit on his children. The first day was Phoenix AZ to Bakersfield CA. The next was Bakersfield to Vista CA and then back up to Apple Valley CA. Today was Apple Valley to Fontana CA. I'm here in a hotel for the weekend and Sunday we head out for Kent WA. BTW Brian, I was in Vista doing nothing for about 6 hours.
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Oh come on! I am sure he is a great guy once you get to know him!
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Oh come on! I am sure he is a great guy once you get to know him!
According to him:
He was in a car wreck that required rescue crews to spend 6 hours with the Jaws Of Life to get him out.
He did things so horrific (yet undoubtedly bad-ass! ) in the military that his file is classified and cannot be opened until the statute of limitations runs out in 2045. In fact, a would-be employer once got a little too in-depth with a background check and learned of Rambo's history. A phone call was made by this hero and 30 minutes later 5 federal marshalls showed up and threw the employer in prison....unti l 2045.
He had a '68 Chevelle with 'dual turbos' that he was forbidden by local authorites to so much as bring into the state of California EVEN ON A TRAILER, man! Later, he decided to sell it for $30k. A "goddamned Mexican" showed up with $30k in cash and he turned the offer down because he "wouldn't sell such a beautiful car to a goddamned Mexican". Luckily, Harrah's casino offered full price for it shortly thereafter and his Chevelle now sits in their automotive museum.
He gets on the CB constantly singing such clever sophomoric ditties as "Baby Show Your Pussy To Me" and "I Hope There Are Blowjobs In Heaven". This generally solicits a wave of other drivers to comment back on what a retard he is. It's a tad embarrassing.
Last night in Victorville he threatened a teenage kid who worked at Wendy's with a fistfight. Why? Because Mr. Trainer Man rudely told the kid "Get some fucking onion rings on the menu already." To which the kid says, "Onions are disgusting". That's when it nearly got violent.
Should I go on?
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Should I go on?
Yes, please do. :rolleyes:
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Should I go on?
Yes, please do.
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The two first things that the idiot said to me when I first got in the truck were, "I hate to ask, but can you loan me ten bucks?" and "This might sound kinda stupid, but are you offended by pornographic materials?" Later that evening I had to hand him a coupla porn DVDs that were on my bunk so that I could go to sleep.
He thinks he's really witty and cracks retarded jokes to total strangers and they all just ignore him. For instance, the other morning in Bakersfield at a Flying J he put a cup of coffee on the counter...the cashier girl asks, "Will that be all?" He replies, "No, I'd also like the winning lottery numbers." I almost got caught laughing when she replied....she rolled her eyes right in his face and said, "Can't help ya...but the coffee's $1.62."
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What are you doing nowadays? I thought you were in insurance?
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What are you doing nowadays?
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According to him:
He was in a car wreck that required rescue crews to spend 6 hours with the Jaws Of Life to get him out.
He did things so horrific (yet undoubtedly bad-ass! ) in the military that his file is classified and cannot be opened until the statute of limitations runs out in 2045. In fact, a would-be employer once got a little too in-depth with a background check and learned of Rambo's history. A phone call was made by this hero and 30 minutes later 5 federal marshalls showed up and threw the employer in prison....unti l 2045.
1) Rescue crews never take that long to get in to a car, even if the car has to be extricated from a ravine or such. (Maybe the EMT didn't like him either)
2) Only a prospective government employer would even be able to access such information. The Federal Marshall Service wouldn't be the enforcing authority.
No one just gets thrown in jail without a trial. Theres no statute of limitations on classified information. I'd even go out on a limb and place a bet that he was dishonorably discharged or medically discharged for mental reasons....
I hope you're packing a big ole can of "Bullshit Repellant".
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Since I'm new to the company, I have to spend a couple of weeks with a trainer in the truck. It blows.
lol, he's training you! :rofl;
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lol, he's training you!
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maybe its you :rofl; you bring out the best in people :rolleyes; ..... tell him you are in the witness protection program...... :smt071
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I put my best in people. Get it right, jackass.
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Well it would appear that I have seen the last of G.I. Jagoff. Thank god.
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Respectively:
West of Phoenix, west of Phoenix, Portland, Seattle.
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Keep it between the ditches!
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Keep it between the ditches!
What fun is that? I've actually got a Sidewalk endorsement on my license.
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Thanks for the pics. It's no substitute for money or sex, but I'd just spend one and screw up the other anyhow.
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Wow! It was raining in Seattle? How odd!
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Stuck in Tucson tonight. About two weeks before I can go home for a week at the halfway point.
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Yikes, well at least you moved from Hotel to another hotel. Your not in the same hotel room again.
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Sylvan should write a book on the merits of cheap motels throughout the Southwest.
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Merits? Can't say as I know of any. But the chubby girl who's missing her two front teeth at the front desk flirts with me every time I go downstairs for more coffee.
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Alas! A scoring opportunity!
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Going to Vegas tonight, but not sure where from there.
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Merits? Can't say as I know of any. But the chubby girl who's missing her two front teeth at the front desk flirts with me every time I go downstairs for more coffee.
'I'm getting married! Look at mah ID! Go tit 15 years ago'
Remember her in Holbrook? :vom:
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'I'm getting married! Look at mah ID! Go tit 15 years ago'
Remember her in Holbrook?
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When in Rome baby.
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Been in Vegas thrice this week and go back tomorrow,
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The Detroit Series 60 Deisel engine, 1650 ft. lbs. = bobtailing is fun as hell,
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Joshuas are b-e-a-utiful,
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How's the new trainer? You need to figure out a way to hit a Saguaro with your truck, and then have it fall off in front of your house.
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How's the new trainer? You need to figure out a way to hit a Saguaro with your truck, and then have it fall off in front of your house.
As soon as ass-fucking in prison sounds good to me I promise I'll defile a Saguarro.