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Title: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 18 2007, 12:49:07 AM

...I look away in horror. But today (near Holbrooh, AZ) before I had the chance the bitch cow took off running and -I swear to GOD!- the would-be humper chased after her on tippy-toes and straight-up *tackled* that Big Mac....which resulted in a dramatic plume of dust. Now, in order to avoid hitting the rig in front of me, I had to look back at the road.....but, giggling like a Daisy Scout, I realized that I've never seen a bull with a hard-on run on it's hind legs for 10 feet or so.




Just sayin'.

Title: Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: Recklessrob on May 18 2007, 07:30:46 AM

Have you ever considered therapy ?

Title: Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: TSM Girl on May 18 2007, 08:51:04 AM

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 18, 2007 6:30 am"

Have you ever considered therapy ?

ROTFLMAO!  I think he is passed getting help!    :rofl;

Title: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: Turbogn86 on May 18 2007, 09:19:37 AM

getting help only lets u know u have a problem... it never really helps anything.

Title: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: ledzeppac on May 18 2007, 10:00:29 AM

nice, I would have used the mental image to shwack later on!

Title: Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: kma697 on May 18 2007, 12:19:01 PM

All I can say after this is............ .. :pics;

Title: Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 19 2007, 01:50:43 AM

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 18, 2007 4:30 am"

Have you ever considered therapy ?

12 Hail Marys and some moonwalking and I'm absolved.

Title: Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: Recklessrob on May 20 2007, 09:24:45 AM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Sat May 19, 2007 12:50 am"

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 18, 2007 4:30 am"

Have you ever considered therapy ?

12 Hail Marys and some moonwalking and I'm absolved.

How does playing football and impersonating Michael Jackson supposed to help ? Please explain.

Title: Re: Now, normally when I see cows hump...
Post by: DCEPTCN on May 27 2007, 07:05:57 PM

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sun May 20, 2007 6:24 am"

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Sat May 19, 2007 12:50 am"

Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Fri May 18, 2007 4:30 am"

Have you ever considered therapy ?

12 Hail Marys and some moonwalking and I'm absolved.

How does playing football and impersonating Michael Jackson supposed to help ? Please explain.

'If you have to ask.....'