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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on January 05 2006, 06:27:12 PM
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I know you were boycotting clippers...... for that film of y'all's, right? I decided to do the same a while back. My wife is getting ready to throw me out. She asked me, "So how long are your gonna grow that *%$@#?" I told her, " 'Til it's righteous."
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I'm still getting there! I'll get a picture. It's been what? 3 months? I look like a wookie. And I think shooting begins in a couple of weeks.
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Pics ?
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Man, I must have watched too many pornos. I was a little scared to open this thread up.
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From when? The 70's?
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baw chicka baw waw. Natty the porn star. scary very scary. Whats the movie gonna be?
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VERY hard to describe. When the script is finalized, you guys will get copies.
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I'm gonna be pissed if you don't keep us updated on this.
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From when? The 70's?
I just sold my 70's porn collection on EBAY last month for $158. EBAY's adult area would make Andrew "Dice" Clay blush. :redfaced;
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Wanted to try out the image hosting.
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VERY hard to describe. When the script is finalized, you guys will get copies.
I've got the new Final Draft 7 if you need scripting software. For me ideas come easy but dialogue is a bitch. I've got hundreds of filled out 3x5 index cards ready to go thru the stages.
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From when? The 70's?
I just sold my 70's porn collection on EBAY last month for $158.
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From when? The 70's?
I just sold my 70's porn collection on EBAY last month for $158.
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70's porn?! Yick! That's about as attractive as the videos of childbirth they make you watch in high school biology class.
On a side note, I remember cranking to Cannibal Corpse's album Tomb Of The Mutilated all day, enjoying such tunes as I Cum Blood and Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt......but seeing a chicks' water break almost set me to vomiting.
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Ah, I believe the movie was called "The Miracle of Life." We had to sit through that in 6th grade. That's what happens in the ghetto schools. Horrifying...
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Cannibal Corpse ! :bigeyes; I haven't heard them in years.
I remember a buddy of mine bought one of their cassettes,
and it had a lesbian corpse eating out another lesbian corpse
for the cover artwork. Pretty graphic depiction for the time.
But probably not as graphic as the child birth video. Did they
embelish upon the water breaking with multi angle camera
shots ? :rofl; :vom:
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It was like a crimson shower...
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a lesbian corpse eating out another lesbian corpse
Ewwww.....NAAA STY!!!!
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RR, give me the bad news. What's wrong with the pic I linked to? Size? I copied and pasted the link they gave, but didn't click the resize button. :rolleyes:
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RR, give me the bad news.
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it had a lesbian corpse eating out another lesbian corpse
for the cover artwork.
That's Tomb Of The Mutilated..... but I always thought that the half of a corpse that was down on the other was male.
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it had a lesbian corpse eating out another lesbian corpse
for the cover artwork.
That's Tomb Of The Mutilated..... but I always thought that the half of a corpse that was down on the other was male.
I guess its hard to tell the difference with necrophiles. :rofl;
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C'mon, it's all decomposed in the middle...
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C'mon, it's all decomposed in the middle...
This thread is definately leading straight to hell ! :snakeman:
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I got sick of the wife bitching, so last night (after 3 months) I busted out the clippers....bu t the goat stayed.
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You should have taken a magic camera pic of it :D
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Still fuzzy... but I think I'll clip it soon enough. Lepizzle got a picture of me working on his car, ask him for it.
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Lepizzle got a picture of me working on his car.
Did you fix it for him?
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Tried to. That was is a cluster fuck of aftermarket wiring. We got his Powermaster conversion in and his alternator, I think Morgan took care of the mystery wire we found. It went fairly well. Didn't have time to trace his dash short though. You should see him walk, it's funny!
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Tried to. That was is a cluster fuck of aftermarket wiring. We got his Powermaster conversion in and his alternator, I think Morgan took care of the mystery wire we found. It went fairly well. Didn't have time to trace his dash short though. You should see him walk, it's funny!
yah you got a cool picture of me crying after I kicked the sprinker head..... :rolleyes:
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I deleted it, your wincing had already passed.
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I had to cut some of my hair this week. I got it caught in the
wheel of a creeper. I was stuck on the floor until my boss came over
to help me up. I had to hand him my knife to cut me loose.
Not very noticeable, but funny to anybody but me.
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I had to cut some of my hair this week. I got it caught in the
wheel of a creeper. I was stuck on the floor until my boss came over
to help me up. I had to hand him my knife to cut me loose.
Not very noticeable, but funny to anybody but me.
Hence, RecklessRob!!!
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Yup, but still sucked just the same.
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I had to cut some of my hair this week. I got it caught in the
wheel of a creeper. I was stuck on the floor until my boss came over
to help me up. I had to hand him my knife to cut me loose.
Not very noticeable, but funny to anybody but me.
That kept happening to me, so I got one of those creepers at Auto Zone that is solid- no holes.
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Ah... memories of long hair... I miss it sometimes.
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Ah... memories of long hair... I miss it sometimes.
When you've got it it's a PITA....when you cut it, you feel like Samson.
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Ah... memories of long hair... I miss it sometimes.
Tell me about it. After I cut my hair about 6 years ago it took me months to get used to washing it. I kept reaching to wash the hair that wasnt there. Damn chicks love long hair. Sylvan is right about Samson, the hookups with chicks decreases dramatically.
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Try a gym membership?
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I've already went that route. Chicks like the look but it never really got me laid.
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I've always felt that getin' 'em drunk helps. If
they don't like the way you look before, a few
drinks will usually change their mind. That also works the other way too ! :rofl;
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Old joke:
What's the difference between a fox and a dog?
A six pack.
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Old joke:
What's the difference between a fox and a dog?
A six pack.
True ! :atbeer:
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I have found, through extensive study, that you can drink some of the girls pretty some of the time, but you can never drink all of the girls pretty all of the time.
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Old joke:
What's the difference between a fox and a dog?
A six pack.
Love is only a lightswitch away. Let's face it, meatsocket is meatsocket--it doesn't vary much from the good looking girl to the "I gotta get outta here before anybody sees me with this bitch".
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Or the coyote ugly ones - When you'd rather chew your own arm off in the morning
rather than wake her up to roll off of it to get away.
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I shaved.
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Me too.
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I shaved.
You JUST said "I shaved". Shaved what? Your head? Details cuz I dont believe you shaved your face.
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Yup, my face. I have a long ass goat and the sideburns, ad my hair is all matted. I just lopped off the sides and the 2 inches of beard below my jawline. I couldn't take it anymore.
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LoL, I bet it was tuff dealing with it.
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Yup, my face. I have a long ass goat and the sideburns, ad my hair is all matted. I just lopped off the sides and the 2 inches of beard below my jawline. I couldn't take it anymore.
Sorry to hear that. I did the same thing and kept the goat as a sort of souvenir. lol
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I think about shaving it off all the time, especially when its hot out.
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I think about shaving it off all the time, especially when its hot out.
I wouldn't even recognize you. Shave your back instead.
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Pwn3d!
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I think about shaving it off all the time, especially when its hot out.
I wouldn't even recognize you. Shave your back instead.
:rolleyes; I don't remember taking my shirt off....
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I think about shaving it off all the time, especially when its hot out.
I wouldn't even recognize you. Shave your back instead.
:rolleyes; I don't remember taking my shirt off....
Too much>>>>>>>>>Wu Tang Light?
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RR, we DID leave you and Sylvan at the motel together.
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RR, we DID leave you and Sylvan at the motel together.
Sylvan retired early to his room, at the same time we went to the bull riding.
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The night in question is night two.
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I remember staggering back to my room. Didn't Sylvan leave a little earlier, so he could get up early to make it to the Michael Angelo clinic ? Which he ended up
oversleeping. (alcohol induced).
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hmm... Rob has a good point. But didn't you stumble back with Dathan, pretty boy?
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I remember staggering back to my room. Didn't Sylvan leave a little earlier, so he could get up early to make it to the Michael Angelo clinic ? Which he ended up
oversleeping. (alcohol induced).
I'll never live that down. I was trying to sneak out and hoping none of you were on the casino floor.....and then I ran right into Robert.
...and Rob *did* take his shirt off, I've got the entire table dance on tape.
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I remember staggering back to my room. Didn't Sylvan leave a little earlier, so he could get up early to make it to the Michael Angelo clinic ? Which he ended up
oversleeping. (alcohol induced).
I'll never live that down. I was trying to sneak out and hoping none of you were on the casino floor.....and then I ran right into Robert.
...and Rob *did* take his shirt off, I've got the entire table dance on tape.
That explains how I woke up with my underwear full of $1 bills. :supz: I
guess I was hot ! :finga:
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I've said it before and I'll say it again! $10 and Sylvan will hit you with it! That's where the money is at, hitting people with your blood club.
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I find myself strangely sickened all of a sudden.
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I find myself strangely sickened all of a sudden.
:vom: :vom: :vom:
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only $10??