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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Florida again...

« on: December 07 2011, 09:50:01 AM »

This photo is quite obviously a fake.  If this had been in Florida, the woman would be in the cage and the cow would be riding in the cab.
 
If it was in Texas, ... the cow would be driving. 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Camaro

« on: December 01 2011, 10:44:10 AM »

Donuts are deadly,... especially if you're diabetic.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Whoa - Miniature V12

« on: November 29 2011, 11:15:19 AM »

There's tons of mini motors on youtube. Try looking up some of the V-16 engines. Very cool little engines.

How many V-16's are there to a ton?  Is that an Imperial ton or a metric tonne?

It could even be a KGB ton but I think that one's just for bullshit.

Bullshit I've got by the tonne. 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Whoa - Miniature V12

« on: November 28 2011, 01:40:35 PM »

There's tons of mini motors on youtube. Try looking up some of the V-16 engines. Very cool little engines.

How many V-16's are there to a ton?  Is that an Imperial ton or a metric tonne?

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!

« on: November 28 2011, 09:26:49 AM »

Australian (and Kiwi) midgets are the SECOND worst. 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: At last, a car I can afford

« on: November 28 2011, 09:25:26 AM »

That's a lot of PVC

You're into PVC and for KGB it's latex?

What is your Santa costume made of?

Latex, ... crotchless. 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: A lifetime of Buicks

« on: November 22 2011, 11:16:30 AM »

A man after my own dick heart!!! 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: East Texas security system (works in Dallas area, too)

« on: November 22 2011, 11:15:45 AM »

It will be a bit messy cutting him out of the bear tap, but, Oh Well

One less Texan... ain't gonna be missed.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: East Texas security system (works in Dallas area, too)

« on: November 22 2011, 10:26:50 AM »

What if the intended burglar is illiterate (like most people in Texas)?

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: A lifetime of Buicks

« on: November 22 2011, 10:25:10 AM »

Oh, ... my Buick dealer tells me I can buy one before I hit 65 if I have an AARP card. 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: A lifetime of Buicks

« on: November 22 2011, 10:24:00 AM »

My mother has a Buick.  I'm not old enough yet to have one.

Clinging onto the past with your Accord and Moosewang?

My Buick dealer says I have to be over 65 to buy one.

... and that's a SUBHUMAN Moosewang!!! 

Are you required to blow random men while driving it? Or do you do that "just because"?

 

I blow random men because I LIKE IT!!!  Not because I'm required to.  I'm no one's meat puppet unless I say so. 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: The Official IHADAV8 Joke Thread!

« on: November 22 2011, 08:51:00 AM »

Texas midgets are the worst. 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: A lifetime of Buicks

« on: November 22 2011, 08:45:35 AM »

Qu'est-ce que c'est "Moosewang" ?

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: A lifetime of Buicks

« on: November 21 2011, 04:12:40 PM »

My mother has a Buick.  I'm not old enough yet to have one.

Clinging onto the past with your Accord and Moosewang?

My Buick dealer says I have to be over 65 to buy one.

... and that's a SUBHUMAN Moosewang!!! 

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: A lifetime of Buicks

« on: November 21 2011, 02:05:51 PM »

My mother has a Buick.  I'm not old enough yet to have one.