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If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
« on: May 12 2005, 06:07:48 PM »
Lately I've really wanted to beat Ashton Kutchers' ass....probabl y not as much as I'd like to batter Dave Navarro, though.
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If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
« Reply #1 on: May 12 2005, 06:45:27 PM »
I can't say. There are more not-so-famous jaws I would like to break.
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If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
« Reply #2 on: May 12 2005, 06:53:22 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Thu May 12, 2005 3:45 pm"
I can't say. There are more not-so-famous jaws I would like to break.
For a couple of bucks, I'll do it for ya. I'm from NM- I'm out of thier jurisdiction. lol
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« Reply #3 on: May 13 2005, 08:12:22 AM »
I'd like to sock Paris Hilton in the nuts.  She really pisses me off.
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« Reply #4 on: May 13 2005, 02:09:20 PM »
B4 I clicked this thread I read the title and thought Ashton Kirtcher. Ashton needs to be strung up by the nuts and attached to an airplane propeller.

Navarro, words cannot describe how I cant stand him.

I wanna fuck Paris...after I put the bag over her head and drink a twelve pack. I would honestly give her a "Dirty Sanchez" and maybe even catch her in the "rusty hook."
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If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
« Reply #5 on: May 13 2005, 03:36:05 PM »
How about the chili dog? Or the Cleveland steamer?
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« Reply #6 on: May 13 2005, 04:23:05 PM »
'Rusty hook', 'rusty trumpet'- dammit, somebody needs to tell me what the hell you're talking about.......I should I ask?
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If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
« Reply #7 on: May 13 2005, 05:01:47 PM »
I prefer the term "rusty trombone" myself, it gives the impression of a dirtier action.
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« Reply #8 on: May 13 2005, 06:13:37 PM »
If I'm lucky I'll take a pic after I make her do the "angry dragon"
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If you could punch any celebrity in the throat, who would it be?
« Reply #9 on: May 13 2005, 06:15:55 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Fri May 13, 2005 1:36 pm"
How about the chili dog? Or the Cleveland steamer?

Cleveland steamer is a little tame. The Belgin(sp?) biscut is a cruder choice.
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« Reply #10 on: May 23 2005, 11:33:45 PM »
What about a "Donkey Punche" ! :rofl;
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« Reply #11 on: May 24 2005, 12:02:24 AM »
I now someone who I want to punch! Some motherfucker shot my friend Friday night. He's OK, he had a bullet go through the meat on his leg and another is stuck between his neck and shoulder. My friend is lucky the motherfucker was a bad shot, he almost nailed his a-orta (sp?). When he gets caught I know some guys inside that will leave him within a sliver of his own demise.

I've been harboring this for a couple days, but it feels good to vent.
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« Reply #12 on: May 24 2005, 01:31:43 AM »
Quote from: "87natty @ Mon May 23, 2005 11:02 pm"
I now someone who I want to punch! Some motherfucker shot my friend Friday night. He's OK, he had a bullet go through the meat on his leg and another is stuck between his neck and shoulder. My friend is lucky the motherfucker was a bad shot, he almost nailed his a-orta (sp?). When he gets caught I know some guys inside that will leave him within a sliver of his own demise.

I've been harboring this for a couple days, but it feels good to vent.

I hope your friend recovers quickly. :prayer:
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« Reply #13 on: May 24 2005, 09:04:41 AM »
Jesus Brian. Get the fuck out of Cali already. Good lord. Best wishes for your friend.
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« Reply #14 on: May 24 2005, 03:28:37 PM »
Life is good now, I'm over all emotions except anger. Retribution wil be in the form of a jailhouse thrashing. Or if we get him before the cops do, Lord have mercy on his soul.
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