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Re: 100k for 10 days? Hooker on Ebay!
« Reply #1 on: February 17 2005, 09:24:16 PM »
..but she doesn't clean, or "anything of that nature"...

I'll give her $20..

 :idea:     [schild=9 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=0]Bitch, Clean my chicken coop[/schild]
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Re: 100k for 10 days? Hooker on Ebay!
« Reply #2 on: February 17 2005, 09:36:24 PM »
Rectal Dilaters anyone?
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Want more debt?
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Re: 100k for 10 days? Hooker on Ebay!
« Reply #3 on: February 17 2005, 10:17:46 PM »
Ya can always go to Vegas and get one of higher quality
and for a whole lot less money !
Supersix, what made you look for a hooker on eBay anyway ?
Just curious. :rofl;
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Re: 100k for 10 days? Hooker on Ebay!
« Reply #4 on: February 17 2005, 10:27:09 PM »
She's not too bright..

And I quote '(excepted from cleaning, or any thing in that nature)."
Translated: "Exempt from cleaning, or anything of that nature" or "except for cleaning, or anything like that"

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I guess she's one of those "too smart for jr. high" kids...
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Re: 100k for 10 days? Hooker on Ebay!
« Reply #5 on: February 17 2005, 10:38:02 PM »
here she is just incase ebay deletes it....


Personal Alarm Clock Service available for 10 days:

I am offering to serve as your personal alarm clock/ assistaint for a term of 10 days (30, 60, 90, 120, and 180 day terms available). This service is available to any race or age group to be utilized in their homes or while traveling.

This live-in service awakens you in whatever method you find most pleasing. I am your second hand with your home chores and household tasks(excepted from cleaning, or any thing in that nature).Pictures displayed are guaranteed accurate and recent. Satisfaction Guaranteed

Any inquires should be made before placing a bid and before auction close. Please only Serious inquiries

Terms:

Purchase price must be paid in full before services are rendered

Payment to be made by bank transfer (details to be discussed at auction close) within 3 days of auction close

Term can be scheduled up to 180 days from auctions close

Term can be scheduled in a single a ten day block, two five day blocks, or three three day blocks

Buyer must provide Seller at least 20 days notice for beginning of service term or change in service term dates

Offer valid in the United States only

If travel is required during the service term accepted destinations are North America, Caribbean, Europe, and Western Asia. Excluded destinations include any region currently experiencing open military conflict or destinations where the United States State Department advises American citizens not to travel.

All travel expenses to be provided by Buyer

Identity of Buyer is completely confidential but must be confirmed for security of Seller

Personal Service contract to be executed by Seller and Buyer prior to commencement of service term, all lawyers' fees included in the purchase price.
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Re: 100k for 10 days? Hooker on Ebay!
« Reply #6 on: February 17 2005, 10:40:34 PM »
I guess that the biatch won't wash the hog either !  :spooge; [schild=9 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=0000FF shieldshadow=0]Swallow it you Biatch ![/schild]
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Re: 100k for 10 days? Hooker on Ebay!
« Reply #7 on: February 17 2005, 10:45:00 PM »
"This live-in service awakens you in whatever method you find most pleasing."

It would please me for her to awaken me by cleaning the grime from under my toilet...
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