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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

« on: October 01 2008, 10:53:39 AM »

I got the age a bit closer to the truth.

Natty Anne said they were fat pussies.  Claimed he got that info directly from RacerX while they were lying under a table at the Cadillac Bar and Grill.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

« on: October 01 2008, 10:31:12 AM »

Strawdawg, you seem to be much wiser than your listed age of 42 suggests.

Sagacity is directly inverse to salaciousness. ....I don't recall listing my age, but, it's only a number, and, numbers are well known to be capricious and inexact units at best.  Just check out my powerball tickets.

You probably clicked on Zap's age....short, fat, and 42 is what his age reflects.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

« on: October 01 2008, 09:58:24 AM »

Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.

As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.

For a long time you were "Natty" to me, until you voiced your preference of being called "Brian".

I wouldn't admit to knowing Sylvan either. :rolleyes:

He should sue his mother for naming him Natty.  Probably scarred him for life.  Least he could have chosen a pseudonym better than Brian.  I grew up in a town named Bryan.  It wasn't much of a town, either.

Now, Sylvan is a real name with inarguable Latin roots.  Damn good thing cause Latin trees need Latin roots, and we ain't talking Latin America, but, the Caesar Albertus kinda Latin.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Now we know what Sylvan's been up to

« on: October 01 2008, 09:52:32 AM »

This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666."

If it calls for wisdom I'm out.

Maybe StrawWood can calculate the number, which is 666, which is already calculated, apparently. :confused;

If Mothnut keeps up the drivel, I am going to have to challenge him to another match race.

My '74 Vega Stationwagon with an automatic and four square tires (unless the cows have decided to eat them) versus any block ridin' p.o.s. he can muster forth from his "car garden".  

(yah know where the rednecks in West Viagra come from?  They come from downhill of Zap's shack.  All that rust from his "car garden" washes down and turns the watertable red thus creating red necks when they take their biennial wipe downs.)

Anyway, this race will be from the top of the Grand Canyon to the floor.  Being the sport that I am, I am giving him the move while I go drink 666 bottles of Coors Lite in celebration of his demise (win)  and the resulting increase in the collective IQ for mankind of at least a zillion points.  Or, I could just drink one real beer like a Bohemia and be home before he kicks up his last dust cloud. :supz:

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IHADAV8 Playground / Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

« on: October 01 2008, 09:37:07 AM »

Damn right. Be4U was only spared because I was crashing at his house.

As far as knowing Sylvan, I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.

Allegations? Artists named Mattie should stick to allegories lest the San Diego Public Health Department releases its records under the need to know Public Information Act.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

« on: October 01 2008, 09:32:43 AM »

You'd better not call him Natty in person. He'll knock you out.

Natty, Mattie, what's in a name?  Let's not have a Gertrude Stein moment this early in the morning. :jerkit;

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

« on: September 30 2008, 10:29:55 PM »

He told me he didn't tell you shit, which is good, cause he doesn't know (shit). Ask anyone.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

« on: September 30 2008, 09:11:58 PM »

Thanks for letting me know that he is a wussie.  For a moment, I thought he was an Aussie and I hated to denigrate the entire continent.

BTW, he told me you are a puccephobe.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Barney the Gay Dinosaur and Finance Guru

« on: September 30 2008, 08:22:54 PM »

You forgot to mention that Barney is also purple.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Hey Zap and stop peeds

« on: September 30 2008, 09:43:43 AM »

Don't know about Sissies and Homo's, but Retired People will kick your butt, dumb, or not.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Hey Zap and stop peeds

« on: September 27 2008, 08:51:41 PM »

Digging them up is a great strategy...or is that a tactic?

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Hey Zap and stop peeds

« on: September 27 2008, 09:28:22 AM »

Stillborn.

The Illinois political machine has been diggin 'em for years on election day.

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Hey Zap and stop peeds

« on: September 26 2008, 11:30:31 PM »

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: Hey Zap and stop peeds

« on: September 26 2008, 09:55:30 PM »

Stalking some loser out of town with no internet access out in the middle of no where PA

Sure glad you put that PA in your statement.  For a moment, I was afraid you were entrapped in a silo and following yourself. :bigeyes;

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IHADAV8 Playground / Re: What are you drinking RIGHT NOW?

« on: September 26 2008, 12:31:51 AM »

LOL

Actually, I can imagine that taste, and, I believe you have nailed it! :confused;