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Going under the knife tomorrow..
« on: March 16 2006, 11:06:20 PM »
Yep - the time has come!

I am almost legally divorced (been seperated since 08/05, and *I* asked for the divorce) and don't want anymore kids. That, and I'm turning 40 in April.

Getting a vasectomy in the morning!

After I told one of my clients today, he wisecracked "Well, you'll be coming back Monday a little less a man.".

To which I responded: "At least you don't have to worry about me getting your wife pregnant anymore!".

 :rofl;

No food or liquids after 12:00AM, out of commission for about 3 days, back to work on Monday.  :smt085

And a week before I can have sex. ( :jerkit; ) :smt011

Wish me luck!
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« Reply #1 on: March 17 2006, 12:10:40 AM »
Oh man, from what Phil says, it's just a little less chewy.
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« Reply #2 on: March 17 2006, 07:30:19 AM »
Good luck!
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Re: Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #3 on: March 17 2006, 07:54:00 AM »
Best wishes!

Bring Lepizzle with you. He dont need any offspring either.
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Re: Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #4 on: March 17 2006, 11:50:35 AM »
I set that up once and went there for my appointment, pulling into the urologist's office parking lot I chickened out. Scarier that a motherfucker. I keep telling myself that someday soon I'll do it. Be careful about thinking it's 100%, I have friends who had kids after the operation.
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Re: Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #5 on: March 17 2006, 12:24:34 PM »
Just pull out, its cheaper and thats what I do...



Wait, I cant get a guy pregnant can I?
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« Reply #6 on: March 18 2006, 01:30:43 AM »
Phil,

I am not so sure you can get a female pregnant either.

Good old Pull Out Phil, have towel, will travel.  :rofl;

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Well at this juncture, the deed has been done and S6 is laying flat on his back with a giant Ice Bag on his...well...s wollen Bags.
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« Reply #7 on: March 18 2006, 02:56:48 AM »
Whew, the gene pool is that much cleaner tonight!
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« Reply #8 on: March 18 2006, 08:19:57 AM »
Quote from: "Racer X @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:30 pm"
swollen Bags.


Damn, how did he get two bags? :rofl;
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Re: Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #9 on: March 19 2006, 06:17:15 PM »
Thought I would update:

Amazingly easy procedure, although I did get pretty anxious once I was spread out o the operating table.

Not thrilled about whoever was in the room looking at my jimmy,  :cool;

All is great, no swelling, no discoloration (yuck), and very little discomfort.

Regularly rotating ice packs, taking antibiotics. I got a scrip for Peroccet, although I didn't need it,popped 2 this afternoon to relax. :D

Thanks for the well wishes.

DCEPTCN - Do it, it's easy!

Insurance paid 100%, so overall, wit the copay and persriptions, I have $30.00 into the whole procedure.Lady at the doctor's said it is very unusual for inc companies pay 100%, I  :smt049 Aetna!
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Re: Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #10 on: March 19 2006, 09:39:16 PM »
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:24 pm"
Just pull out, its cheaper and thats what I do...



Wait, I cant get a guy pregnant can I?

 :rofl;
If you didn't say it, one of us would.
As mentioned earlier, it's not 100%. There are rare cases where a man can have
a 3rd testicle (extremely small, and usually unnoticed)
So you may not be shootin' blanks yet. :smt071
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Re: Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #11 on: March 20 2006, 06:31:52 AM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:39 pm"
it's not 100%. There are rare cases where a man can have a 3rd testicle


Again, not 100%, but when someone knows trivial information like the kind RR provided to us....that tells 'ya that he has experienced this situation.

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[schild=19 fontcolor=000000 shadowcolor=C0C0C0 shieldshadow=1]Hey RR, your x-ray shows that you have three nuts. I'll have to charge you extra for your vasectomy.[/schild]  :rofl;

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Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #12 on: March 20 2006, 07:42:48 AM »
LOL!  ^^^^
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Re: Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #13 on: March 20 2006, 01:06:33 PM »
I'd be really uncomfortable about the entire room scoping my hawg.
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Re: Going under the knife tomorrow..
« Reply #14 on: March 20 2006, 01:16:25 PM »
Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:06 pm"
I'd be really uncomfortable about the entire room scoping my hawg.

As long as they're scoping and not laughing, you should
be OK with it.

I've had no personal experience with a vasectomy, but my brother
has. He said it wasn't any big deal.
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