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Regional => Canada => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on January 09 2011, 01:47:02 PM
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I've always just imagined Canadians as standing around bored and cold. What the hell do you guys do up there? Do you all speak pussy French?
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Dude, you need to get out more.
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I used to live in Calais Maine and got the radio signals from St. Stephen...thos e people are fucked up.
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Don't rile up the Canadians, you get 'em mad enough and they'll roll in and burn down the capitol again.
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Don't worry, if they strike we can bribe them with Bennigan's coupons again.
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Don't worry, if they strike we can bribe them with Bennigan's coupons again.
Or if they are from Vancouver - heroin.
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Don't worry, if they strike we can bribe them with Bennigan's coupons again.
Or if they are from Vancouver - heroin.
No, I hear their state funded methadone banks are working really well!
Jesus, Mark- they don't seem to be taking the bait.
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They don't have internet on the weekends.
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They don't have internet on the weekends.
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Okay, that actually did have me laughing out loud.
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Canada = America's hat!
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Do you all speak pussy French?
Do we all know the French work for pussy- hell yah
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Don't rile up the Canadians, you get 'em mad enough and they'll roll in and burn down the capitol again.
Or buy your bulletin board.
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fucking BAM...lights out motherfuckers.
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/torontopile/371827982/
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Do you all speak pussy French?
Do we all know the French work for pussy- hell yah
Do they? And how many Euros is that running lately?
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http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/4/3/11/prostitute-pricing-chart-32684-1238771419-7.jpg
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canada makes me think of ice fishing... why would you torture yourself like that? the lake is frozen just fucking learn how to catch somthing when the waters not FROZEN and save it for winter you fucking tards.
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Given the amount of alcohol that gets consumed on a typical fishing trip what makes you think the participants feel any cold.
WE actually
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Given the amount of alcohol that gets consumed on a typical fishing trip what makes you think the participants feel any cold.
WE actually
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only if ya blow me first.. yuh "tard" :finga: Comeing on a forum the mod was nice enough to set up for us and callin us "tards"? I can see this isn't gonna work.
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only if ya blow me first.. yuh "tard" :finga: Comeing on a forum the mod was nice enough to set up for us and callin us "tards"?
Try this: drop the 'e' before adding 'ing'. Now what were you saying...?
P.S. I'm the lowly mod, Mark is the owner.
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only if ya blow me first.. yuh "tard" :finga: Comeing on a forum the mod was nice enough to set up for us and callin us "tards"?
Try this: drop the 'e' before adding 'ing'. Now what were you saying...?
P.S. I'm the lowly mod, Mark is the owner.
Thanks Dude. I'll speel chek next tyme.
But the bottom line is that there's lots of disenfranchise d expats that are thankful for your gesture.
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Never accuse me of having anything to do with the Christian Science Monitor again, and we'll call it even.
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Deal.
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Deal.
Honestly, man, I don't necessarily see why you're getting riled up. When people left TBS because "It was owned by them dag nab foreign folk"... I got offended, but when they're slinging insults around like this... nothing is to be taken seriously. It's just foolishness bredrin.
I would like to begin by saying that American's, are the stupidest, fattest, ugliest consumerist biatches that ever graced this earth. There's no wonder that they're throwing cheap insults at Canadians, they can only wish to be as attractive as we are.
They should just change the name of "Nip Tuck" to "We are trying to look Canadian"
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And wait, what was that? Were you insulting my country? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits and heinously high taxes.
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I hope people realize that this thread is nothing more than sarcasm and good natured ribbing...beca use it looks like someone isn't getting it.
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I hope people realize that this thread is nothing more than sarcasm and good natured ribbing...beca use it looks like someone isn't getting it.
This mirrors my thoughts.
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Honestly if anyone doesn't realize that the title of this thread is in reference to South Park's 'Blame Canada' then they deserve to live in a cold, forgettable, powerless joke of a land mass.
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For the sake of clarification. .. everyone realized I'm not taking any of this seriously? I was just joking back? Never know with you Amurricuns! :finga:
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For the sake of clarification. .. everyone realized I'm not taking any of this seriously? I was just joking back? Never know with you Amurricuns! :finga:
Here's two words nobody has ever heard from me: I'm sorry.
Here's two word Canada will never hear: World Power.
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it all in good fun right?
Canadians are just unarmed Americans with health care.
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And I really don't think anyone was serious when they said they abandoned TBS.com because it was sold to Canadians.
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Olive branch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snCD7Of1R48
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For posterity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAYMJnO9LBQ
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And I really don't think anyone was serious when they said they abandoned TBS.com because it was sold to Canadians.
That is true though, a bunch of guys changed their sigs to "I don't go to FOREIGN sites" and a couple people commented how they won't give their loyalty to "foreign holdings"... it's just like the people in Canada(and probably the US too) have bumper stickers that say "Out of a job yet? KEEP BUYING FOREIGN!"... it's completely moot because most japanese cars are made here and they employ our people. There are people that ignorant wherever you go.
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I really doubt anyone left TB's because it's now Canadian owned. The board owner turned into a idiot and the sight is full of spam and junkmail. And even if some are poking fun at you guys then poke back. Motorhead Mike has be poking at us for 10 years and we still love him. Stop being girlymen :rolleyes:
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I really doubt anyone left TB's because it's now Canadian owned. The board owner turned into a idiot and the sight is full of spam and junkmail.
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I really doubt anyone left TB's because it's now Canadian owned. The board owner turned into a idiot and the sight is full of spam and junkmail.
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I really doubt anyone left TB's because it's now Canadian owned. The board owner turned into a idiot and the sight is full of spam and junkmail.
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Hey! I have no problem with any of the ribbin' going on! I've been poking fun back, I'm just saying there were a couple ignorant people that have moved from TBS to TB, and I don't tolerate ignorance well so I've decided to come here... aka where the party is.
I'm all for poking fun and cheap insults, but I draw the line there... once you get into ignorant nationalistic rambling I walk away.
Enough of this discussion eh(yes, I said it!)... lets just agree, americans are fat and stupid, canadians are just stupid.
(http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2327622module12973657photo_1229638272hosers.jpg)
I'm the guy on the left, guy on the right is beachbum.
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... guy on the right is beachbum.
Too tall
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oh i thought it was just small dick syndrome
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Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo
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I can't insult Canada too much, cause I might want to move there some day, and would rather not get beaten to death
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I think that's inevitable.
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I can't insult Canada too much, cause I might want to move there some day, and would rather not get beaten to death
Post triple homicide flight? Can't really think of any other reason.
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Hermit = wilderness = Canada = British Columbia
One of the most beautiful places on earth, if going by what I've seen (though NOT in person)
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I agree. I spent a few weeks traveling around Jasper NP, Banff NP and Mt Robson. The area is breathtaking.
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Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo
http://crooksandliars.com/2008/06/03/cheney-insults-west-virginia-with-incest-joke-spokeswoman-apologizes
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I can't say much about Cheney, as the same beaten to death thing would apply
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Hermit = wilderness = Canada = British Columbia
One of the most beautiful places on earth, if going by what I've seen (though NOT in person)
May be a good fit for you, Zapper. I'll bet their awesome health care covers mental health too!
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Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo
Why didn't they have Christmas in West Virginia this year?
-They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!
What do you call a virgin in WV?
-A 12 y/o girl that can still outrun her older brother!
Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.
Still beats being from Canada :D :D :D
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Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo
Why didn't they have Christmas in West Virginia this year?
-They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!
What do you call a virgin in WV?
-A 12 y/o girl that can still outrun her older brother!
Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.
Still beats being from Canada
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Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo
Why didn't they have Christmas in West Virginia this year?
-They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!
What do you call a virgin in WV?
-A 12 y/o girl that can still outrun her older brother!
Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.
Still beats being from Canada
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They aren't really jokes if they're true.
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You have a point, Zippy.
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Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.
Still beats being from Canada
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They aren't really jokes if they're true.
Who said we were joking.....
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Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo
you live there enuf said
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Yet you had to add more
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Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo
Why didn't they have Christmas in West Virginia this year?
-They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!
What do you call a virgin in WV?
-A 12 y/o girl that can still outrun her older brother!
Of course, I'm from Wisconsin. What do we have to offer the world besides cheese and beer? Liberace, Alan Ludden (who's buried about 30 miles from where I live), Jeffery Dahmer, Ed Guien, and the Packers.
Still beats being from Canada
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Thank god I'm from West Virginia, a rather untarnished haven, untouched by insult and innuendo
Why didn't they have Christmas in West Virginia this year?
-They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin!
What do you call a virgin in WV?
-A 12 y/o girl that can still outrun her older brother!
Of What's the #1 pick up line in WV?
"Hey sis - nice tooth!"
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Canadian Military Top Gun training
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o193/insanity540/funnymilitary1.jpg)
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Canadian Military Top Gun training
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o193/insanity540/funnymilitary1.jpg)
If you think thats funny you should see our submarines.... .....
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Canadian Military Top Gun training
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o193/insanity540/funnymilitary1.jpg)
If you think thats funny you should see our submarine[strike]s[/strike].........
Fixed for you.
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Are you gay or gay? Just askin.
AJ___
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6Y-NXZmDcxU/TGrR75c5eNI/AAAAAAAALxY/Mc-av17by9E/s1600/Canada_gay+friend.jpg)
Now that's funny......
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Canadian Military Top Gun training
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o193/insanity540/funnymilitary1.jpg)
Whose team is it that is named after an ignited ..... ?
:yawinkle:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blue%20Angel
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and it gets better
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I don't have any problem with Canada - Can't figure out why anyone would want to live anywhere that cold though. Not for me.
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I live in the banana belt we get the same weather as Seattle.
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Best Canadian export....
(http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f23/161832d1298658017-larrys-lotus-photoblog-5-20031025p_0015.jpg)
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Perfect position as well. :supz:
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Ah, now I know the meaning of 'pole position'.
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Brass pole position...... ....