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« on: September 19 2006, 09:43:25 PM »
ok, here we go, I was driving home tonight and I was in the Mustang, well I was at the stop light that just turned red, and these two guys in this Honda pull up next to me, and the one guy said to his "buddy"..."hey look, its a chick in one of those new Mustangs and I think its a stick"..so I look over at him kind of like this.. :rolleyes; and the other screams over, "Hey babe, (which I hate that name) Isn't that too much car for a little woman like you?" I laughed and said no, and yes, it is a stick but my OTHER car is quicker then this....and the guy says "what do ya all have"....and I said a Buick Grand National...... .and do believe what this moron said "What in the hell is that?" I said something that would beat the crap out of your honda....and I drove off....left him at the light.... :smt098  


Just thought you guys would get a good laugh out of this......I don't even think they knew what a Buick was......dumba ss.
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Re: Honda
« Reply #1 on: September 19 2006, 11:14:18 PM »
Isn't that kinda like shootin' fish in a bucket ? :rofl;
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« Reply #2 on: September 20 2006, 03:18:47 AM »
I got a Tommy Lee wannabe who drives a Honda wantin to race me. He works at a gas station up the road. He acts like a dick. I'd be a dick too if I had a crappy rice burner...he must be bummed. I wont race him though...I think he thinks since I wont race that my car must be slow.
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Re: Honda
« Reply #3 on: September 20 2006, 07:53:13 AM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:43 pm"
...and these two guys in this Honda pull up next to me...


Hey Babe!  End of story!
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« Reply #4 on: September 20 2006, 09:03:16 AM »
Quote from: "Top Speed @ Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:53 am"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:43 pm"
...and these two guys in this Honda pull up next to me...


Hey Babe!
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Re: Honda
« Reply #5 on: September 20 2006, 10:25:19 AM »
Things I Hate

Honda automotive division
esquire honda
the owner of esquire honda
the time i worked at esquire honda
most customers from said dealership

when i tell people i want a buick most just say "get a monte carlo ss, there nicer"
my response "fucking idiotstick"

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Re: Honda
« Reply #6 on: September 20 2006, 10:50:17 AM »
Quote from: "Black-Jacket @ Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:25 am"
Things I Hate

Honda automotive division
esquire honda
the owner of esquire honda
the time i worked at esquire honda
most customers from said dealership

when i tell people i want a buick most just say "get a monte carlo ss, there nicer"
my response "fucking idiotstick"


lol.........I can't stand it when people call it a Monte Carlo...
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« Reply #7 on: September 20 2006, 08:17:44 PM »
I've had chicks say "Hey, nice Monte." Thats when I ask them if they wanna check out the back seat. Soon they'll think all Monte owners are dicks ! Muh ha ha ha !


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Re: Honda
« Reply #8 on: September 20 2006, 08:41:38 PM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:17 pm"
I've had chicks say "Hey, nice Monte." Thats when I ask them if they wanna check out the back seat. Soon they'll think all Monte owners are dicks ! Muh ha ha ha !


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Ok, here we go again......... ....

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 :rofl;
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Re: Honda
« Reply #9 on: September 21 2006, 02:46:21 AM »
One of my favorites is when Ford is spelled backwards:

D river

R eturns

O n

F oot
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« Reply #10 on: December 23 2006, 11:15:11 AM »
Robert i think you should race honda boy but tell him you will do it on foot.  I think you will have a good shot.   And TSMG whats wrong with pet names from Honda Guys maybe he thought you were hot or something?  Or he just wanted to get embarrassed.
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« Reply #11 on: December 23 2006, 02:18:53 PM »
Quote from: "Dragonational @ Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:15 am"
And TSMG whats wrong with pet names from Honda Guys maybe he thought you were hot or something?
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« Reply #12 on: December 23 2006, 06:15:56 PM »
Kinda reminds me of the movie with the talking pig.
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« Reply #13 on: December 23 2006, 06:57:25 PM »
I'd win fo sho, I think his cah is broke down.
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Re: Honda
« Reply #14 on: December 24 2006, 12:57:28 AM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:15 pm"
Kinda reminds me of the movie with the talking pig.


Yep, I thought of that also.   :rofl;
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