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You might be a muslim if...
« on: February 04 2011, 01:35:42 PM »
This is simply to bait DCEPTCN...

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim=
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Re: You might be a muslim if...
« Reply #1 on: February 07 2011, 12:05:09 AM »
HAHA! I love it. Really, you left me nothing to add.

 

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