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Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 19 2010, 05:24:09 PM

Would you visit me in prison?  :question;

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Top Speed on December 19 2010, 05:26:56 PM

Why would we come visit you in prison if we would not come visit you now?

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 19 2010, 05:28:57 PM

In your case, the answer is obvious

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: firebird_1252 on December 19 2010, 06:31:22 PM

there are a lot of variables..

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 19 2010, 07:37:41 PM

indeed

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: firebird_1252 on December 19 2010, 07:42:00 PM

is there any food or money involved?

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 19 2010, 07:57:27 PM

I'll eat all of one and have none of the other

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: tb3 on December 19 2010, 07:59:03 PM

this is when its nice to have friends that are rotary pilots :supz:

let me know what time your out in the yard, bud. :rock:

just don't be fillin lots of heavy stuff in your uniform. less weight the better, we need to be down and up asap before the  :whacky086:

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 19 2010, 08:01:59 PM

I might like it in there, if they feed me, give me a place to sleep, and a place to shit. The only problem being, of course, that pretty boys like me don't do well in prison

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: firebird_1252 on December 19 2010, 08:06:35 PM

Quote from: "Zap @ Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:57 pm"

I'll eat all of one and have none of the other

well f u then. i'll visit if i get all the food.


and as far as you being messed with.. the first day there find the toughest person in the place punch him in the face then point and laugh

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 19 2010, 08:10:37 PM

2nd toughest after I arrive

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: firebird_1252 on December 19 2010, 08:21:32 PM

you know but you didnt think about when the next you walks in and kicks your ass.. maybe some libral from nj?

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: WE4_Roller on December 19 2010, 08:23:25 PM

You don't want any part of prison food.  :bigeyes;   :smt078

Visiting would depend on who got killed?   :confused;

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 19 2010, 08:36:32 PM

Rich Rezes takes care of my NJ "problems"

I wouldn't kill anyone not deserving it...probably

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: firebird_1252 on December 19 2010, 08:41:40 PM

rich is the shit.

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: ULYCYC on December 19 2010, 08:46:47 PM

Last time I was in your town you disappeared. Maybe it would be easier to see you in lockup :rolleyes:

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 19 2010, 08:52:12 PM

Damn, I'd have no choice. Bring girlie books and some cigs for me to use a barter

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Scoobum on December 20 2010, 07:28:17 AM

I'd visit you...but only if I was allowed to throw the switch...start the lethal injection process...

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Steve Wood on December 20 2010, 11:54:38 AM

If they put you in the one that is between me and the cafe, I would stop in, maybe....or I might just continue emailing you on the days when I have absolutely nothing else to do....or maybe not

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: firebird_1252 on December 20 2010, 12:33:42 PM

Quote from: "Scoob @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:28 am"

I'd visit you...but only if I was allowed to throw the switch...start the lethal injection process...

no clue who you are.. but thats damn funny.

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 20 2010, 02:45:00 PM

I'd visit Tim dressed as Randy Quaid in Kingpin.

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/12/17/gal_strip_randy-quaid_king-pin.jpg)

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 20 2010, 04:11:49 PM

Quote from: "firebird_1252 @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:33 pm"

Quote from: "Scoob @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:28 am"

I'd visit you...but only if I was allowed to throw the switch...start the lethal injection process...

no clue who you are.. but thats damn funny.

Sound like some vertically challenged bum who likes to hang out at the beach

Title: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 20 2010, 04:13:12 PM

Quote from: "Steve Wood @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:54 am"

If they put you in the one that is between me and the cafe, I would stop in, maybe....or I might just continue emailing you on the days when I have absolutely nothing else to do....or maybe not

Bring pics of your son's hemi...better than girlie pics for us old guys

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 20 2010, 04:14:02 PM

Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:11 pm"

Quote from: "firebird_1252 @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:33 pm"

Quote from: "Scoob @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:28 am"

I'd visit you...but only if I was allowed to throw the switch...start the lethal injection process...

no clue who you are.. but thats damn funny.

Sound like some vertically challenged bum who likes to hang out at the beach

I'm sure the spammers will post a link soon for Viagra. that'll take care of any issues with getting vertical.

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: Zap on December 20 2010, 04:14:53 PM

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:45 pm"

I'd visit Tim dressed as Randy Quaid in Kingpin.

Cool, can I call you "Junior Mod" whilst you prance about?

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: $1987 GN$ on December 20 2010, 04:17:06 PM

Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 4:14 pm"

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:45 pm"

I'd visit Tim dressed as Randy Quaid in Kingpin.

Cool, can I call you "Junior Mod" whilst you prance about?

OHHHHHHHHH


AJ___

Title: Re: If I were to kill someone
Post by: DCEPTCN on December 20 2010, 04:17:33 PM

Quote from: "Zap @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:14 pm"

Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:45 pm"

I'd visit Tim dressed as Randy Quaid in Kingpin.

Cool, can I call you "Junior Mod" whilst you prance about?

Junior *this*. My red name shaketh the earth! If you don't adjust your attitude I'll censor the word 'cheesecake'.