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Title: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 10 2005, 06:54:08 PM: I'm having trouble doing away with the tapered ends....I think my ass is afraid to slam shut.
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: Be4u on February 10 2005, 07:56:32 PM: Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Can we say fuck?

I dont know much about cars or cylinders, but do you mean pistons?
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: AtomicBread on February 10 2005, 11:32:32 PM: Is this poo talk?
Just pinch them off quick...That'll fix the tapered end problems.

:wtf:
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 11 2005, 02:59:47 PM: Quote from: "AtomicBread @ Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:32 pm"
Is this poo talk?
Just pinch them off quick...That'll fix the tapered end problems.

:wtf:
But then you have to cancel all plans due to the fact that you'll be wiping all evening....?
Title: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: 87natty on February 11 2005, 05:41:08 PM: Mine come out like a bunch of grapes. HTH.
Title: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 11 2005, 05:55:50 PM: Quote from: "87natty @ Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:41 pm"
Mine come out like a bunch of grapes. HTH.
So a lot of splashback, then. I hear ya, I hear ya. A perfect sphere then maybe?
Title: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: 87natty on February 11 2005, 09:58:07 PM: I felt like I had a rock up my ass a few minutes ago, glad to see that one go.
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: Be4u on February 11 2005, 10:06:06 PM: Dude, I figured it out! You need to find a boyfriend. He can use his dick to tamp your crap in just like a musket. If you practice and push hard enough I'm sure you'll be-able to fire that turd out of there with such force you'll have your dream dookie...a perfect cylinder.
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: Be4u on February 11 2005, 10:08:41 PM: Now, after that said...If I hear anymore turd talk I'll have to start banning you motherfuckers!!! Grow up!!! Your embarrasing SuperSix and his website.

Check your PM boxes.
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: Recklessrob on February 12 2005, 12:21:55 AM: :shit: 'nuf said !
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: Be4u on February 12 2005, 03:21:27 AM: RecklessRob, do I sound like someone you know? :rofl;
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: on February 12 2005, 09:24:43 AM: If you want a cylinder...... all I can say is PROTEIN!! But, be forewarned, you are going to have to squeeze your ass because that thing will want to come out about 12" around and 2" long.... (ouch) I usually have a nice twin taper one that curles back around causing the curley Q's in the toilet :)
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: Recklessrob on February 12 2005, 09:47:58 AM: Quote from: "Be4u @ Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:21 am"
RecklessRob, do I sound like someone you know? :rofl;

Yup, I noticed the custom title too ! :rofl;
Title: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: 87natty on February 12 2005, 05:01:15 PM: Have you ever crested the water in the toilet?
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: SuperSix on February 12 2005, 10:24:46 PM: Natty = HAHAHA..

(I laugh as I crak one too many Natty Ices;

:drinkers:
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: DCEPTCN on February 14 2005, 06:42:31 PM: I think if I'm to do this successfully, I might want to swallow a half dollar coin in between each meal....this might in effect separate each BM into something resembling sausage links. Don't worry, though- dropping money into the toilet will be no problem for me as I am well accustomed to it being a Buick owner.

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Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: Be4u on February 14 2005, 08:17:54 PM: Could you please start crappin' in a bag and mail it ot me? I'd perfer daily shipments. Thank you.
Title: Re: Can anybody here crap a perfect cylinder?
Post by: SuperSix on February 14 2005, 09:27:17 PM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:42 pm"
I think if I'm to do this successfully, I might want to swallow a half dollar coin in between each meal....this might in effect separate each BM into something resembling sausage links. Don't worry, though- dropping money into the toilet will be no problem for me as I am well accustomed to it being a Buick owner.

:pee;