Yesterday my sister has me help her with a flat tire
on her car. We go to her work and I take the wheel off. (deja vu ?)
So then we go to Pep Boys to get a new tire. On the way in a frickin'
bird swoops down and beans me off the head ! They had an hour wait, so
we left the tire with them and went to Dunkin Donuts. We get a quick bite
and go back to Pep Boys. While getting out of the car I hear a guy tellin'
his wife that a bird just hit him. So I start laughing at him.
We go in and get the tire. On the way back to the car I'm checking out this hot
chick, and the damn bird swoops down at her. After a short look, I found
that the bird had a nest in one of the trees that it was protecting.
So after I get that all done, I go up North to help paint a friends house.
When I get home, my mom tells me there is a bird in the house. I look
all over, but I can't find it. I found that it got in the house through the
woodstove, but no bird? This morning I wake up to the SOB flying around in my room. So I have to chase it out of different rooms closing the doors behind it.
I open a window and chase it around some more until it figures out
that it can fly out the window. I quickly closed the window behind it.
