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Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Recklessrob on July 24 2006, 01:01:31 PM
Yesterday my sister has me help her with a flat tire
on her car. We go to her work and I take the wheel off. (deja vu ?)
So then we go to Pep Boys to get a new tire. On the way in a frickin'
bird swoops down and beans me off the head ! They had an hour wait, so
we left the tire with them and went to Dunkin Donuts. We get a quick bite
and go back to Pep Boys. While getting out of the car I hear a guy tellin'
his wife that a bird just hit him. So I start laughing at him.
We go in and get the tire. On the way back to the car I'm checking out this hot
chick, and the damn bird swoops down at her. After a short look, I found
that the bird had a nest in one of the trees that it was protecting.
So after I get that all done, I go up North to help paint a friends house.
When I get home, my mom tells me there is a bird in the house. I look
all over, but I can't find it. I found that it got in the house through the
woodstove, but no bird? This morning I wake up to the SOB flying around in my room. So I have to chase it out of different rooms closing the doors behind it.
I open a window and chase it around some more until it figures out
that it can fly out the window. I quickly closed the window behind it. :mad:
Title: Re: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: TSM Girl on July 24 2006, 01:39:58 PM
I think that you should of never gotten out of bed yesterday!  :rofl;   lol   That is freaky!
Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Racer X on July 24 2006, 02:40:56 PM
Locate Tippy Hedron or her daughter and you might be having some fun!
Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Recklessrob on July 24 2006, 06:39:16 PM
Quote from: "Racer X @ Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:40 pm"
Locate Tippy Hedron or her daughter and you might be having some fun!


Did you mean " 'TIPPI' HEDREN " ?


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Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Be4u on July 25 2006, 12:06:31 AM
Damn dude, thats weird. your definatly haunted
Title: Re: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Dragonational on July 25 2006, 10:58:39 AM
Screw Birds. I got chased by a blue jay when i was younger man birds are mean.
Title: Re: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Be4u on July 25 2006, 11:46:30 AM
a bird took a HUGE crap on me one timewhen I was a kid. It was like being hit by a snowball.

Y'all remember these little guys?
Title: Re: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Recklessrob on July 25 2006, 12:47:52 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:46 am"
a bird took a HUGE crap on me one timewhen I was a kid. It was like being hit by a snowball.

Y'all remember these little guys?

Yup, I remember them. I still have to that are pets. I was thinking about
letting the conure out of his cage to see what he'd do th the intruder, But
I don't know how receptive my mom would be to that.  :evil;
Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: 87natty on July 25 2006, 12:55:41 PM
You still got those things Robert?
Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Be4u on July 25 2006, 01:37:31 PM
yeah, Pauly even bought a couple, now it's like a bird family. Little fuckers traveled well.
Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: 87natty on July 25 2006, 01:50:10 PM
Would you grill them if they died? Corn fed man! I still think you were gonna go to Wal-Mart and boil up some crawfish out of the bait tank, you know that?
Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Be4u on July 25 2006, 03:42:40 PM
LoL, I was, I was. One day I hope to have a boil with all y'all together. Man....you dont know what your missin'. I havent thought about grilling the birds but I have thought about cooking one of their eggs, lol, I dont think I'd have the nuts to eat it though.
Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Recklessrob on July 25 2006, 10:16:00 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:42 pm"
LoL, I was, I was. One day I hope to have a boil with all y'all together. Man....you dont know what your missin'. I havent thought about grilling the birds but I have thought about cooking one of their eggs, lol, I dont think I'd have the nuts to eat it though.

You probably would've gotten saminilla if ya did.
Title: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Be4u on July 25 2006, 10:50:24 PM
How? If it's cooked wouldnt it kill anything bad? I'll just feed 'em to the dogs....lol, I hate dogs.
Title: Re: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: Recklessrob on July 25 2006, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: "Be4u @ Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:46 am"
a bird took a HUGE crap on me one timewhen I was a kid. It was like being hit by a snowball.


That reminded me of this comic.  :rofl;
Title: Re: I'm being haunted by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock.
Post by: sun dog on July 26 2006, 01:04:31 AM
Cloaca comedy.
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