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Wwjd?
« on: February 24 2008, 06:15:53 PM »
[Was gonna post this on tbs but it would appear that they are down right now]

I saw one of these shirts again today and I'm sick of them. Anyone who's paying any attention knows that Jesus would piss off a lot of people and end up nailed to a stake. The End. It is for this reason that I have just ordered a gross of my own "What Would (Whomever) Do?" t-shirts and am now taking orders for them. They are available in the varieties below:

1. Who Would Zap Distrust?

2. Which Rs Would Reckless Rob Omit?

3. Who Would Racer X Belittle?

4. Where Would 87natty Vomit?

5. Who Would Tops Peed Call Fat?

6. Which Dentist Would gbsean Boycott?

7. Why Would Sylvan Even Bother To Get Out Of Bed Despite His Acute Awareness That Everyone That He Comes Into Contact With Today Will Be Either An Asshole Or An Idiot Not To Mention That He Almost Just Rear Ended A Civic While Trying To Write This On His Hand And How Does One Even Put A Question Mark At The End Of A Run On Sentence Like This?  (*Available in 2XL only)

8. Steve Would

9. Steve Woodn't

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« Reply #1 on: February 24 2008, 07:45:49 PM »
What about RacerX? I remember him asking What Would Uncle Ted Do? Ted as in Nugent, not as in Bundy, as I thought.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25 2008, 09:24:52 PM »
Of course I couldn't forget him. A better question would be; Q: What does Racer X eat for lunch? A: Whatever the fuck he WANTS!

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« Reply #3 on: February 29 2008, 06:38:46 AM »
Hmm, wwjd?
Who wants Jack Daniels, naturally.
I want one. Is Sylvan buying?

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« Reply #4 on: February 29 2008, 08:36:08 PM »
Gary, I need to mix you another early morning gin and tonic in my trunk. It only counts if it's done at a racetrack though.
My 1958 Mamiya can beat up whatever camera you just wasted your money on.

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« Reply #5 on: February 29 2008, 08:43:38 PM »
Quote from: "87natty @ February 29th 2008"
Gary, I need to mix you another early morning gin and tonic in my trunk. It only counts if it's done at a racetrack though.


I still want to know what a Yager Bomb is?
Donna

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« Reply #6 on: February 29 2008, 11:22:15 PM »
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:43 pm"
Quote from: "87natty @ February 29th 2008"
Gary, I need to mix you another early morning gin and tonic in my trunk. It only counts if it's done at a racetrack though.


I still want to know what a Yager Bomb is?


Sorry, but anyone who has ever explored this has awoken
with no recolection of what it is.  :vom:
Kinda like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop - The world will never know. (No Li'l Kim please...)  :rofl;
Rob

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« Reply #7 on: March 01 2008, 08:10:37 AM »
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ February 29th 2008"
Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:43 pm"
Quote from: "87natty @ February 29th 2008"
Gary, I need to mix you another early morning gin and tonic in my trunk. It only counts if it's done at a racetrack though.


I still want to know what a Yager Bomb is?


Sorry, but anyone who has ever explored this has awoken
with no recolection of what it is.
Donna

"Stupid people should NOT breed!"

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« Reply #8 on: March 01 2008, 11:44:08 AM »
Yeah, I thought the whole thing was funny.
Rob

 

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