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Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 02 2009, 12:04:15 AM: (http://www.concert-pictures.com/classic-rock/kiss/2003/kiss-paul-stanley-picture-18.jpg)

(http://www.fanoftheband.com/wp-content/uploads/paulstanley.jpg)

(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1336535/article_images/paul.jpg)

(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Muldoomstone/4ed06607.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnBVKjcE8HU
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 02 2009, 12:09:05 AM: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! THIS IS THE BEST!!!
(Click and read the 'more info')

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftdLKLv_1Y
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: Wrecked Em on January 02 2009, 12:20:23 AM: :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 02 2009, 12:48:31 AM: Paul Stanley has just released the track names from his new solo album:

1. Knock, Knock, Knocking On Your Back Door

2. Reach Around My Heart

3. Wipe The Tears From My Face (Wait, Those Aren't Tears)

4. I'm Gonna Rock This Clinic

5. Lemme Be Your Velcro

6. Glory Whole

7. A Hard Man Is Good To Find

8. Call Me Back (I'll Call You Front)

9. Your Pillow Smells Like Someone Else

10. Whose Bed Have Your Platforms Been Under?

11. Mudstabber

12. Loving You Is As Easy As Falling In A Manhole
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: Recklessrob on January 02 2009, 12:54:51 AM: Quote

You have entered the world of Paul Stanley... P...
You have entered the world of Paul Stanley...
Prepare to encounter the ULTIMATE Homosexual~!

"I've never seen any other hetero Rocker repeatedly have themselves photographed and filmed sucking their finger, like some cocksucking porn slut. HE IS AN OUT OF CONTROL HOMO, HE'S COMING AFTER YOUR ASSHOLE TONITE!" end quote....

:rofl;
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: TSM Girl on January 02 2009, 12:56:44 AM: :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; That is just NASTY!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 02 2009, 12:58:08 AM: Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:54 pm"
Quote

You have entered the world of Paul Stanley... P...
You have entered the world of Paul Stanley...
Prepare to encounter the ULTIMATE Homosexual~!

"I've never seen any other hetero Rocker repeatedly have themselves photographed and filmed sucking their finger, like some cocksucking porn slut. HE IS AN OUT OF CONTROL HOMO, HE'S COMING AFTER YOUR ASSHOLE TONITE!" end quote....

:rofl;
Dude, I was on the phone with Donna when I saw that and I was laughing so hard that I couldn't manage to tell her what it said. lol
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: TSM Girl on January 02 2009, 01:00:46 AM: Quote from: "DCEPTCN @ January 1st 2009"
Quote from: "Recklessrob @ Thu Jan 01, 2009 10:54 pm"
Quote

You have entered the world of Paul Stanley... P...
You have entered the world of Paul Stanley...
Prepare to encounter the ULTIMATE Homosexual~!

"I've never seen any other hetero Rocker repeatedly have themselves photographed and filmed sucking their finger, like some cocksucking porn slut. HE IS AN OUT OF CONTROL HOMO, HE'S COMING AFTER YOUR ASSHOLE TONITE!" end quote....

:rofl;
Dude, I was on the phone with Donna when I saw that and I was laughing so hard that I couldn't manage to tell her what it said. lol

It's ok, Bryan is still cracking up over it...
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: TSM Girl on January 02 2009, 01:09:31 AM: This is what each picture means......... ...

1) Paul is controling the crowd
2) Paul looks real tired from singing
3) Paul has a rose for Me!
4) Sylvan is taking a picture of his new CD that he bought.
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: Recklessrob on January 02 2009, 01:19:46 AM: Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:09 am"
This is what each picture means......... ...

1) Paul is controling the crowd
2) Paul looks real tired from singing
3) Paul has a rose for Me!
4) Sylvan is taking a picture of his new CD that he bought.
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: ledzeppac on January 02 2009, 10:18:06 AM: Face it Donna Paul would never fuck you... he loves dick
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: Steve Wood on January 02 2009, 10:31:00 AM: First we have to determine if Sylvan is IvanAtlas or thedivys.

Then we must decide if Paul Stanley lost his virginity before Chuck Norris did.
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: Zap on January 02 2009, 12:17:37 PM: ALL musicians are queer.
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: TSM Girl on January 02 2009, 12:31:57 PM: Quote from: "ledzeppac @ January 2nd 2009"
Face it Donna Paul would never fuck you... he loves dick

That is ok, I would not want to fuck him after Phil has had his way with him. Paul is just "Damaged Goods" now. :rofl;
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: kma697 on January 02 2009, 02:37:13 PM: Didn't we have a poll on this very subject before? Or was it pole? :snakeman:
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: Zap on January 02 2009, 04:43:34 PM: Face it, the last real men were born in 1961. All born afterwords are either queer or queerish.
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 02 2009, 04:55:09 PM: Quote from: "Zap @ Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:43 pm"
Face it, the last real men were born in 1961. All born afterwords are either queer or queerish.

:question;

:)

:rofl;
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: 87natty on January 02 2009, 05:41:20 PM: Either girls or girlie men. This thread made me throw up a little in my mouth.
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: Top Speed on January 02 2009, 06:01:11 PM: I've said it before:

Gene Simmons = KISS Army

Paul Stanley = KISS Navy
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 02 2009, 06:23:01 PM: Quote from: "Top Speed @ Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:01 pm"
I've said it before:

Gene Simmons = KISS Army

Paul Stanley = KISS Navy
Asshole, as funny as that is it almost got me in trouble once. I nearly made this joke to a friend but I remembered that he had been *in* the Navy.
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: TSM Girl on January 02 2009, 06:49:55 PM: Wrecked Em was in the Navy..... He was going to be a Nuclear Engineer...
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: 87natty on January 02 2009, 06:51:15 PM: I just heard the Navy changed over to liquid soap. I guess it takes longer to pick up when dropped?
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 02 2009, 07:02:38 PM: Quote from: "87natty @ Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:51 pm"
I just heard the Navy changed over to liquid soap. I guess it takes longer to pick up when dropped?
:rofl; Classic!

Now we need a smiley of me dropping my beer.
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: Recklessrob on January 03 2009, 09:03:39 PM: Quote from: "TSM Girl @ Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:31 pm"
Quote from: "ledzeppac @ January 2nd 2009"
Face it Donna Paul would never fuck you... he loves dick

That is ok, I would not want to fuck him after Phil has had his way with him. Paul is just "Damaged Goods" now.
Title: Not A Queer...
Post by: Zap on January 04 2009, 08:38:11 PM: That little thing could cause damage? Phhhhttt.
Title: Re: Not A Queer...
Post by: DCEPTCN on January 05 2009, 10:18:46 AM: Zap has made it quite clear- he likes the big ol' Dodger dogs.