Public Seating!

[Racer X]

As you are aware, I just recently wrapped up a trip back East that involved Planes, Trains, and Busses.  All of these modes of transportation require that you HAVE to sit among the general population (read: dumb asses).  I just loathe flying, not becuse I am afraid to fly, no, it's the idiots I have to "share" the plane with!  Check this out, the airline says (in their best Nurse Ratchett voice at medication time):

"It's now time to board the plane"

My fellow travelers start to crash the gate like it's a 1972 Who concert!  I mean what is the fucking hurry to get on the plane?  Because when it's time to get off, we are all in a hurry once again to get off only to have to wait 45 more minutes to see if you have won the Luggage Lottery and find that you do in fact have your luggage in tact AND in your posession!  Even all of that is only amusing and not the reason I hate flying.

It's once you get on te plane the ass wipe in front of you feels the need to invade your personal space by laying his seat all the down into you lap!  Do I look like I am giving away free scalp massages?  Why can' you friggin people just sit up like the 85% on the plane who actually resepect the personal space of those around us.  Do you REALLY need to lay down?  Bring a book, or a crossword, or even the t
age old classic of bugging the person sitting next to you for the next 5 hours, but for the love of God, DO NOT lay back into my lap!

Then to add insult to injury, we had to take a tour bus from DC to Gettysburg, a 90 minute trip.  And guess what!  The seats in the fucking bus recline as well and the fat ass lady from Minnesota just can't keep it together for 90 minutes and HAS the ay her seat back.  Then, it's not enough room still for her short, fat ass, she has to stretch out side ways and stick her hear in between the seats so now her hair is hanging into MY AREA!  Oh we're not done yet.  Some of her bags fall back into my lap from between the seats.  I have e-fucking-nough at this point.  I took the bags and slid them under my seat and let her go on a search for them.  Fucking Pig bitch!

One thing vastly different back East from my beloved socialist state of Kalifornia, is the use of mass transit.  Interesting concept.  Jam as many people into an under ground tube as you can on a day to day basis and they actually become polite, if not courteous.  I guess when you are on the same train as everyone else people tend to behave themselves (kinda like a couple of certain BUick BBs).

This takes me to yesterday.  Back in Kalifornia, Mrs. Racer X decides that we need to see the Broadway Musical "Wicked".  We get to the theater and I am thinking, "Great, no one to lay their seat back in to my lap"  Well that part was true, but what I got in return, was another fat chick now KICKING THE BACK OF MY SEAT!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN'T YOU FUCKING PEOPLE BE-FUCKING-HAVE!?!?!

I am never going out again!  Fuck you people!


/rant

[TSM Girl]

X, I am rolling over here after reading this.  That is why when I travel, I, or the Mr, drives. You are better off in the long run. That sucks with what happened to you.  

Here, have a few   and take a long nap.    lol



How was Wicked? I was suppose to see it last year but didnt. Everyone says it great.

[blown1]

thats why I pay the diff for 1st class,  you actually expect people to be an asshole  in 1st class,  so nothing surprises you! and you can bitch at the cute stewardess, and she WILL  do something to help,
obviously you have not mastered the art of............ .payback,    :rofl;

[Zap]

Racer X's life  15 years into the future:

1. Living in a cabin in the remote mountains of Idaho

2. Talking to his imaginary friend, "Sylvan"

3. Cleaning his guns

4. Brewing his own

5.Writing a Manifesto

[Recklessrob]

That reminded me of the first time that I flew out to Vegas.
This gigantic and overwieght (I swear he could singlehandedly wipe
out the offensive line of any team in the NFL) colored dude sits down
in front of me. He didn't even bother to recline his seat because it flexed
back under his weight. I was honestly concerned that his seat would break
during take off, and I'd be crushed into a certain death. A few minutes later
an attendant was checking tickets, and discovered that he was in the
wrong seat and he needed to move. God, I was releived !

[gordyzx9r]

I want a scalp massage.

[TSM Girl]

That reminded me of the first time that I flew out to Vegas.
This gigantic and overwieght (I swear he could singlehandedly wipe
out the offensive line of any team in the NFL) colored dude sits down
in front of me. He didn't even bother to recline his seat because it flexed
back under his weight. I was honestly concerned that his seat would break
during take off, and I'd be crushed into a certain death. A few minutes later
an attendant was checking tickets, and discovered that he was in the
wrong seat and he needed to move. God, I was releived !

I would be SCARED also!   :rofl;

[Top Speed]

At least you didn't have to sit next to the fat guy who's belly roll was so fat the arm rest would not go down!

[Racer X]

That was the last trip.  And let's forget that certain aromatic essence the fat guy brings also!

[DCEPTCN]

Racer X's life

[TSM Girl]

I do feel bad for people who are over 5'. You guys are FREAKS!          :rofl;