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General => IHADAV8 Playground => Topic started by: DCEPTCN on July 02 2008, 10:44:09 AM
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...um, so- where the FUCK are they?! In the last few days I've traversed North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama, Maryland and Florida and (even I can't believe it) I haven't seen one single solitary good looking woman down here. Also, they reeeeeaaaaaly like jesus and catfish around here.
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What part of TN were you in?
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What part of TN were you in?
I40 all the way through.
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What part of TN were you in?
I40 all the way through.
Ok???????
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...um, so- where the FUCK are they?!
Maybe Zap has them all locked up in his harem ?
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If Jesus was a catfish do you think they'd worship him or fry him? I guess that would be a real test of faith.
I have no harem, or hair, for that matter.
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This is my body, this is my blood.
They'd eat him and wash it down with booze.
Sylvan, I think the locale must be locking them up at first site of your ass. Take the Hatebreed shirt off, you're scaring the kids.
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:rofl;
...and if you stop yelling out the window "Get out of my way you stupid Motherfuckers", that may help too.
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:rofl;
...and if you stop yelling out the window "Get out of my way you stupid Motherfuckers", that may help too.
That is funny! :rofl;
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Well, I just can't live under those conditions.
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"Southern Hospitality" appears to be a myth as well. These are some of the RUDEST bastards around here. Seems no matter how friendly I am....well, a cracker is a cracker is a cracker.
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Get a Skynard T-Shirt and a Rebel hat, dummy. :cool;
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and don't forget the "Mullett" hairstyle. I have seen that a lot around here. It is so gross!
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...um, so- where the FUCK are they?! In the last few days I've traversed North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, Arkansas, Alabama, Maryland and Florida and (even I can't believe it) I haven't seen one single solitary good looking woman down here. Also, they reeeeeaaaaaly like jesus and catfish around here.
Okay, I feel qualified to speak on this subject. I just spent thet last eight days in Virginia and Maryland and I did not see any local talent either. Florida is filled with old people from New York, enough said there, PLUS they are thee worst drivers on the planet bar none!
You will find nothing in Arkansas either. Think Hillary.
Now, North Carolina... I did see plenty of talent when I was there. Also, the people in the South have been reasonably polite to me, but then I don't look like Sylvan either.
I have not been to West Virginia, Tennessee, or Alabama.
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B.S., I was trapped in Eden, NC for two days and not a single hot titty did I spy.
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Perhaps we have different *standards*
(I am seriously laughing as I type this)
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Perhaps we have different *standards*
(I am seriously laughing as I type this)
That's funny as all *bloody* hell.
Actually, there was one chick who was hot (in Virginia somewhere) in a trailer park sort of way, but when I hit the air horn she couldn't flash me 'cause she was in the car with her mom...who's tits were buckled in tightly.
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Suplemental Restraint System...
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Suplemental Restraint System...
Hope it wasn't a training bra.
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What kind of hot girls hang out near truck stops though? Usually truck stops are far removed from the town's populace.
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I think it's you.
There's TONS of hot women in Florida.
They're not ALL old. ;)
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I think it's you.
There's TONS of hot women in Florida.
They're not ALL old. ;)
There are more trailer parks than beaches down there...
Although, I *did* have a dude deliberately try to get me to catch him tugging it. Yay, Florida. :rolleyes;
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(http://www.passiononline.co.uk/shop/images/southern-belle.jpg)
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