Went to the beer store today. I walk up to the plexi glass to the ceiling and tell 'em I want 24 of Canadian. He slides an empty cardboard beer case to me down the rollers. I told him it's empty. He says...wait for it...put your money in the case...slide it back to me...and I'll slide you back your change. I look at him and say, it's April 1st, right? He says, no sir. I stood there for what felt like several minutes staring at him in disbelief. Talk about paranoia. I'm never giving the beer store my patronage again. I'll buy my beer at the local grocery store when I do my shopping.
