Happy New Year!

[TSM Girl]

I know this is early but we are getting ready to leave to head to Chicago this morning! Brian, I told Bryan he will read your pm when we get back.   Leaving 57 degree weather for CCOOOLLLDDD Northern weather - fun.  Take care and again, we wish everyone a Safe and Happy New Year and see ya guys when we get back!!!!!    

[Recklessrob]

Maybe a bunch of us should go to TN and steal the do it yourself
garage kit while you're gone. "Ohh, did that come out loud ?"

[Top Speed]

Sounds like a plan!  HNY!

[SuperSix]

I'm in!

And 57 degrees is warm? Brrr...

Not going to be less than 78 degrees here for a week or so.

[87natty]

I intend to be drunk with ladies on New Years.

'I'm too trashed to drive, can I stay with you?'

[DCEPTCN]

I'm going to a party where an *almost* bi girl might break out of her shell....wish me luck.

[Ttype83]

I'll be in Houston, Tx  

[Recklessrob]

I'm going to a party where an *almost* bi girl might break out of her shell....wish me luck.

Are you breakin' out too ?  :rofl;

[Racer X]

All women are just two drinks away from being bi.


More wisdom from the Smith Doctrine

[Recklessrob]

All women are just two drinks away from being bi.


More wisdom from the Smith Doctrine

You should write a book...

[87natty]

Greg, when are you blogging again? It;s been a while since the last rant, and I know you haven't got any less ornery.

[DCEPTCN]

Brian, I put in for vacation time during a certain week in May...we just might be privy to another 4 hour drive with the ol' blowhard- and, once again, I might drive us right into a ditch.



Greg: "...balloon knot..."

Sylvan: *Sobbing he's laughing so hard*

[87natty]

Brian: 'Hey, hey, there's a curve...'

Car: *swerves*

[Racer X]

I am not sure that we could physically survive another four hour odyssey to the salt. I mean another rant on par with the now infamous "Balloon Knot" tirade could get us killed.  I shutter at the thought of what might have been if I had NOT been in the front seat!  :bigeyes;

If we were to do that again I would hope that our resident documentarian would have the presence of mind to record the in car musings of an aging man on a rant.  Words like those need to be recorded and presented as a gift to future generations on just what the Smith Doctrine meant to this generation.   :prayer:

I also wonder if that maid has ever recovered after walking in on a nuded-up, ailing from tobasco shooters Racer X?  Perhaps it made her year or maid her quit, either way she is also welcome.

As long as I walk this Planet, I should hope to NEVER see another "set of dawg paws" like those on display at the Stardust Ranch.    There is no way in hell that she could pay ME to get Biblical with her, no matter how many Tobasco Shooters are in the bag!

On a bright note, I was honored to be the Emcee in introducing my peeps to the venerable Mad Dawg Antenucci sporting his Popeye Doyle hat and holding court across the street in a slightly better house of ill-repute!   :supz:

I dunno, I must smoke on this......

[87natty]

Oh shit, are on you on the meds now?  :weedman: